The AznGeek

I’m probably not supposed to do this but I am. You see, in uni they say that when you run into a dead end while figuring out how to program some shit, you should distract yourself or do something else and return to the problem afresh. Yeah, that’s totally what I’m doing.

So I was watching some christmas lights blinking in the office space and noticed that only two colours remain from the original four. I know it is impossible for all the lights of the same color to burn out at the same time so I conclude that they are connected in series. Which makes sense because you want them to blink in unison. So like our ancient forefathers who can draw life lessons from the most mundane things(like finishing your rice before all the dishes are laid out indicates you are rash/quartering a cow smoothly by avoiding all muscles means you should live life simply and avoiding complicated things(like love and politics)) I submit to you that YOU should live life like christmas lights. Stand together. But only until someone gives out. In which case you are free to throw in the towel.

This community message was provided to you by Life-Lessons: How not to learn one, the butcher who eats fast because he’s ravenous and can quarter 50 cows without replacing his blade.

ps: I figured out my programming problem… We should all make false life lessons. It’ll be fun. A running series of false lessons will rock.

ps2: Happy New Year, Merry Christmas, Happy Chinese New Year.

ps3: HAS TOO FEW GAMES RAWWR