The AznGeek

Posted by psych at March 20th, 2007

Guess everyone’s busy.

Me? I’ve just been forcing myself to get used to the 6am-1pm schedule forced upon me by some power which just won’t give in to endless pleading and begging. Or maybe it does. It beats slogging until 4pm. Stupid, stupid schedule last semester.

Erm, I may be a little late here, but I like Avril’s new song. Girlfriend. If you haven’t heard it, (its been on MTV and the radio god knows how many times, and I don’t even tune in that often) and you’re curious, check it out on Youtube.com.
It’s genius, pure genius, I tell ya.  Its like the song and video that wanted to be made. It’s a fighter. A champion. Worthy of godly praise. It isnt for everyone tho. … Yea I hated it the first time I heard it. Thought it was beyond childish, impudent and all those other words people use to describe immature things.. Oh yeah, Beyond Immature. Ahh.. but the catchiness will soon win you over (like that damn Paddle Pop song?).

I have nothing else to blog about AFAIK. Not sure I’m digging deep enough. Anyway this is a short one, don’t want the page to be un-updated. People would think 4 people from the site died simultaneously. So as far as I am concerned, Not Dead. Don’t know bout the rest tho.

I effin love this pic. From way back when. When people I know.. Ehhem.. weren’t nice about her. When people called her unthinkable things. Ahh.. my angel. Still love her. Although she got hitched… Thats fine, as long as she doesn’t have babies with that dude. == Soon anyway.
Anyway for the sake of it, the guy in the vids supposed to be effin hottest model in the world according to reliable sources who should know who they(you) are. So thats for anyone who’s into that. IMO thats like saying one model is hotter than another. Don’t they all pretty much have the same amount of hotness? Cept for those weird ones with the freaky more-than-usually-thin disease. *piglike chuckles* Tats all folks.

pSyCh

Posted by psych at September 27th, 2006

I always find myself saying that when I’m just standing around with someone and I lose my train of thought or just feel like blabbing when *someone* passes by. Its not just girls that make me do that.. random things like… i dont know. Just random things. I automatically go “you know, that thing and that thing with the thing about the thing”. Fuck it. Harder to explain here =) You may get it. Congratulations if your brain gets me.

Have you ever felt yourself looking at that MSN screen at a single screenname. Just picturing what that person is doing at that very moment. Just slowly letting it seep into your mind. Im not making sense again.. Just thought id share that feeling. I know some of you who do this.. It’s like.. Looking at a picture.. But instead of details and crap its just letters.. It’s just better than chatting for some reason. Er.. like what I said about the picture.. Its the same. but slightly different. Chattings great too but when youre chatting with that person you cant really appreciate him/her. Looking at an actual picture of that person could do the job.. but the connection you have with him/her through MSN just defies anything else.

I really can stare for minutes at a time. Just admiring. I think ill msg her now. Just to see what shes up too. I dont really want to. Talking kinda takes alot of the fun away. Dooood thats so sucky.. I seriously feel more attached to this person while im not talking to her. It feels better. Unexplainable yet again. This was kinda what I was gonna post yesterday but I thought I could explain it better with some caffiene in my blood. Guess not.

I may be slightly late, but good luck SouthAustralianMatriculationErs for ur trials. I see so many of u guys stressed in the hallways and I feel for u guys. I really do. Its only a matter of time…

PS- www.kotuki.com - just some advertising. Go there. Register. Post stuff when you want to etc. funz0r forums. =)

Nite

pSyCh

Posted by azngeek at August 24th, 2006

Posted by psych at August 22nd, 2006

I like girls. I might not like them all the time. I’ve come close to actually swearing off girls at certain times during the confusion of my adolescence. (Yea all that testosterone didn’t help) But those bouts of anti-girlity actually helped me realize one thing:

* Regular people don’t find their soulmates when they’re teenagers. If they do then they’re extremely lucky but for all us regular ppl - it aint gonna happen so easily. Getting your heart broken doesn’t mean that you’re being rejected by your “soulmate”. (Think about it, a real soulmate wouldn’t dump you. Vice versa. Pretty simple). It just means that the other person is human and is doing what s/he thinks is right. It doesn’t really make them right. It just makes them human.
* The above only applies if you believe in this soulmate garbage (gasp). [Imo if theres no such thing my future lovelife is gonna be pretty f’ed up cos I’m counting on it =)]

Thanks to AG’s post, I’ve started thinking about all the girls who have driven me crazy in the psat.. and some who still do. I consider them all crushes. All except one anyway. But I’m not mentioning that because recalling it still sucks. Ahh the weirdness of childhood love. It is/wasn’t unrequited.. It just changes/ed over time, as all things do.

A random girl named Betty.
She was just a kid. Just a kid. A young kid. (omg!) Yea so was I. I Am No Paedo. No matter what a select few weirdos might think. Erm.. this was in kindergarten. Either first or second year. Can’t remember her last name for the life of me. But yea rare name imo. She’s the first and only Betty I know so far. Anyways no contact with her for a gazillion years so I’m sure she won’t see this. As far as the relationship went, I guess it was as innocent as it could get. Teacher asked us to describe the person standing opposite us and I said something stupid and goofy like pretty/beautiful. She blushed. We talked. We formed what I can only describe as bf/gf without any hormones involved. We hung out together daily after that. Last I saw her was at graduation. Can’t even remember that day at all except for waving goodbye to her before getting in the car. Still have her number written in a really really old phonebook. Don’t have the guts to call just to catch up. Don’t really want to anyway for some reason. Its been over 10 years now I think so thats alot of catching up.

Jennifer Aniston + Avril Lavigne

Need I say more? Anything hotter than them just disappears once they get in my mind. Yea, haven’t actually met them but it wouldve been some kinda injustice not to mention them. Jen’s the reason I actually started watching FRIENDS and I’m eternally grateful to her for that alone. The fact that shes gorgeous is just a plus. Avril made my teenage years happier. I love her. Love. Her.

A Girl From Primary School Who Might Read This

Yea noone really knows this but I did have a slight crush on a girl in my primary school. Nothing major but enough to get me riled up when she came near. Lasted a few months with nothing eventful happening. Everybody wes more siblingy than partnery back then anyway.
At least TMK =)
College Girls

Just a few who I think actually deserve to be here >P. Kidding. Everyone is beautiful in his/her own special way. External beauty just makes people like you more. Its true I guess. It sucks for extremely hideous people but its a weird fact. I think it’s hardcoded into our [dna]? so that we get the best children we possibly can get. No second picks. So, obese people arent sought after because then your children will likely be obese and not fit enough to survive in the wild. Or something like that. Rambbbbbling. Interesting thought.

I’ve wondered if it counts as sexual deviation(dunno the right term so wth) when someone can’t help but fall for (what the rest of the world sees as) unattractive people. I mean if guy+guy/girl+girl attractions are commonplace then why not right? Its not that far of a stretch. Then again even gay people only look for hot gay ppl to hook up with. So gender is not a determining factor but looks are? Looks before everything else? Really? Really? Picture an island. Youre stuck there. Gonna live there your whole life. Picture a guy and an old woman with you. The guy is fit, not repulsive and friendly. The woman is old, saggy(><), dirty(like unhygienic dirty), unkept, and lets see… missing all her teeth, is diseased ridden and has many many STD’s. Haha that was an exaggeration. Ok. Lets just say she was… pretty darn ugly. Girls can do the whole scenario vice versa (ugly old man with the works). And YOU HAD to do one of them to stay sane (i guess you could hold out for a few years). Who would it be? And yea it has to be either one, cant be neither etc. You could just commit suicide but wheres the fun in that.

OMG didnt mention any college girls.. lets see. Theres the 17 year old who makes me smile alot. Then theres the 18 yr old who is so damn funny she makes me laugh without even trying. Then theres the other 18 year old who is hot hot hot hot hot and taken taken taken taken. Then theres the 18 yr old who keeps calling me Jonny. Er.. the smart one from Chem whos just a little too shy.. the average one whos always asking for my help..

Too many to list. Forgot my purpose of typing this in the first place. This was actually split into two cos I keep running out of time. This(the second half) comes a day later so you can expect the meaning of the first part to be lost somewhere in the middle.

Avril….. avril… love me..

Gday

pSyCh

Posted by azngeek at August 20th, 2006

I was busy this now. With physics. After this getting down and dirty with chemistry. Sooooo. Mmm. Seeing how I PROBABLY will be busy with upper-being-divine-intervention stuff ( anti-climatic, I know, but I lack the vocab to keep it up, or I did it purposefuly to get all you non-existential readers down!) So what could I interest you at this time of night non-existential readers? I was thinking, a babe rant seems to be in order, seeing how everything in the world is ever so depressing and that a mammoth asteroid is crashing into the earth in 10 seconds, … actually no, an asteroid isn’t crashign into earth in 10 seconds. But the world is depressing, most of the times. But I guess that’s what we call life. Sister Clara might be able to shed some light to this gloominess no? Or not. Psych has a fetish for religiously influential people. He’ll probably kill me for that remark non-existential readers, but that was just making the point of me going to the utmost extremes to ensure you people are entertained. As usual I’m off topic, getting back ON TOPIC babes! All dudes love em’ Or just me. Preferably just me, so I have none to compete with and babes would drop at my feet like dead flies around a pile of turd. That’s crappy imagery, but it was intetiontal, to serve as an anti-climax for you horny bastards for readers. SoYesAboutBabesAtMySchool…. There are a few candidates that I’d classify as holy-cow-be-mine-please-kthxbai-love-you-too. Mmm, in Malaysia there were 3 girls who had that disgustingly-stupifying effect on me but details on that for a different day. Today it’s about the most current girls who turn my head 360 degrees, and then some.

Top on my list

Agnes Soh
*sigh* *swoon* *melt* Damn. She’d turn me into a pile of smouldering dust just by looking in my direction and saying Hi. There’s something inexplicably divine about her. There’s something there, that I can’t exactly say is tangible as such, but it melts my feet in place like red iron coming into contact with pure tin on a souldering board. I’d be stupidly happy to be melted into place by her side (or on a skateboard which was somehow freakishly connected to her and being tugged along) any day of the week, rain or shine, wind or snow. She radiates with this subtly bubbly character but with a balance of assertiveness and determination. Yes yes, her eyes are filled with determination and intelligence. It shows with how much she gets done so effectively and efficiently. Why o why do I have to meet a person so amazing in this life time. So intelligent, and funny, and impossibly beautiful. I’m not ready. I need another life time to prepare. *sigh* (If she one day does read this, I know I’m better off dead, sure the thought of a being so divine, so worship worthy stumbling upon my humble site would congruently place me on a temporary sky high, but it would be short lived by the exasperating thought of her finding out my utter stupidity, and her probably being completely frightened by my almost fanatic like fancy… that would be the end of me, definitely - I probably better end my rant about Agnes, before I end up making more of a fool of myself. Not that I don’t do that often enough anyways) (Oh yea, she said Hi, and she knows my name! Holy crap! Yesterday she said hi! We had at least a 20 seconds conversation intiated by her!!!)

EDIT: The other two will recieve their own post. Will keep you updated. By the way, hypothesis testing is an absolute bitch.Random Quote: “Haiyah. I smash you with my japanese tofu!” -I dunno,that’s a crap quote but something that came to mind-

I think anyone would be hardpressed to find babes in their class, I had the pleasure and displeasure of knowing 3 in Malaysia, that drove me bonkers, led me to abandon any myriad of intelligence that I was thought of to possess, my sanity and everything else.

Azngeek

Posted by azngeek at August 4th, 2006

You SOB. I’m not a lazy bastard you bastard. I’ll chop you up into little irrecognizable pieces and feed you to a pack of stray dogs that have rabies! Actually, I won’t. Meh. Yea, been a busy busy bee, at school non-existential readers. Been missing out on lunch, actually seeing some freagin politicians. As if I really care. Like wtf. *sigh* Stupid people. I hate incompetnece. Did I mention that I hate incompetence? By the way, me and psych will be posting quite often, so yeah. Currently that is. If anyone else would like to join the azngeek family. Leave a comment like below :

Preferably, azn writers. Thus the site name, azngeek. I’m a fucking racist. I know. Don’t have to tell me non-existential readers. Anyways. For the Lol/Tol of the day

The Wine Kone - ur realy hott  http://youtube.com/profile_video_blog?id=E4EC0C8BB18E5EBE

my life is lonely
my lif is sad
i saw the girlfriend
i’ll never have
she smiled at me in her photo
maybe itwas for her cam
but i wont lose no sleep on that
cuz ive got my hand

ur rly hott. ur really hot
youre realy hott, its tru
i saw your face in cyberspace
and you have fantastic boobs
and i want to see you n00d

yea she caught my eye
while surfing online
i could see from myspace that she was
probly bi
and that made me like her oh so much more
thats when i wanted to make her my little wh0re

your realy hot ur realy hot
ur rly hott, its true
i saw your face in cyberspace
and i dont know about u
but i think that we should screw
ur raelly hot, youre realy hott
ur really hottt, it’s truue
you make me want to do bad things to yur face
i realy think that i should be with you
but it’s time to face the truth
i will never get with u

Azngeek

Note: psych, i understand… sigh poor cat… *whispers FUCKER you psych gahhhh * …. mmm nah really. It’s ok. And by the way. I DO NOT JUST LIKE CATS YOU FAGOT. I LIKE DOGS TOO. AND OTHER ANIMALSS :ROWR:… crappy rant. Will post again soon. Keep on refreshing non-existential readers.

EDIT : I actually have a cool Terry Brooks book in hand, The Word and The Void Wiki it

Posted by azngeek at July 15th, 2006

It’s his first time. Take it slow. Help him. Help him place it where it feels good. Help him….

Damn, psych is all grown up. NO longer a blog virgin, though I think he’s not been a blog virgin for a pretty fucking long time. Secretly blogging behind my back, that slut. Haha, props to him though, really appreciate the effort. So to thank him, I think I’ll be more stereotypical than ever non existential readers. I’ll write about the asian (maybe it could be me) who couldn’t say three-tree

There was a boy, named treenitree (pronounced as trinity) haha fagot! He must have gotten soooo much shit from his friend– shit off topic. Yes so treenitree, got a lot of shit because he was:
1. Asian
2. He couldn’t pronounce his L’s. Really? Hah! More like Rearry! Hello? Nah-uh. More like Haro! But worst of all. It was the number 3. How would you pronounce that? TREEE! Holy heap of hippy hoe hacking horse crap! HAHAHAH. TREEEEEEEEEEEE…. mmmm
Moral of the story… there is none! Can you non-existent readers see how much prejudice we Asians recieve daily? Hell I’m Asian. Fuck. We are all prejudiced. The world would be a better place without all these prejudices, but definitely not as funny! *rant rant rant*

To further this rant, I’ll help all you non-existent readers in the romance part of your life with a few pickup lines:

• Will you let me integrate your life, and will you let me let you differentiate mine?
• Every couple, has its moments.
• Will you be the square to my root?
• If the root of 64 is 8, will you go out with me?
• 1+1=2, but me+you= uncertainty, a whole life of uncertainty which I’ll be prepared to face if it was me+you
• Let me geek you up the right way
• Shall we backup,format, then format again, rowr?

Geeky…. hah, the azngeek. ( I came up with some of those, can’t remember which though) Don’t you love it non-existential readers when we get so intimate *puke*

Posted by azngeek at July 10th, 2006

Judgemental post on the way non-existent readers. Very judgemental… went out to a burger joint for lunch yesterday, if you must know burger fuel at Parnell, possibly THE best mid range burgers known to man kind, burgers ranging around the 8-12 dollar range. AND PLUS it’s not the cheap-nasty-plastic-stuff you get from other fast food joints like, McDeath, Killed-Fucked-Colon, etc. Off topic again. Mmmmm so yes where does the SLUT come in? Woah there, move your hands away from that thing! Geez! I don’t need no number threes here non-existent male readers. So yes as I was saying, I ordered a bitch, no no no, the burger was called “bitchin” to be precise, *licks chops* tasty chicken, generous serving of lettu- fuck, off topic again. Sooooooooooo as I was eating my burger, this group of three… extremely…. —- white boys come in, with matching jeans worn low down, dawning on IDENTICAL black puffy kathmandu jackets, who were all ugly mother fuckers who thought they were cool because they had pimp(actually not so pimp jackets)… moving along now, yea yea, those morons ruined my appetite, so I thought they deserved some mentioning… soooooooooo then comes a group of three… sheep!?WTF.. I mean three white girls, all who were fairly attractive young women. Nothing wrong here yet right? Yea nothing wrong, except I assume the alpha girl, who was wearing a green tee shirt, and white track bottoms. THOSE WHITE TRACK BOTTOMS WERE TRANSPARENT HOLY COW! I MEAN BLOODY LITERALLY TRANSPARENT SHIT WTF… PUBLIC PLACE BITCH!!!!111oneoneoneeleven…. sure she was hot and all…. but think about all the little children! DAYMN! Little kids walk along Parnell too holding on to their parents hands for guidance, to only have their innocence DEFILED by the blasphemo-… meh what am I talking about. They are girls. I’m a guy. They are hot girls. I’m a guy. They are hot girls with the leader girl having a transparent track bottom, and DARE I sAY IT, dawned a Gee-FUCKING-string!!!(Pffbt… she’ll probably end up shagging K-fed or something look what happened to Britney!) Shiet….. Ok fine, it’s still disgusting… >.< man… white people pffffbt, at least us asians have honor, and humility. THEY BRING SHAME TO THEIR ANCESTORS! Ok rant ends here. Because you know what they say “You can’t spell slaughter, without l-a-u-g-h-t-e-r”… that wasn’t the slightest bit coherent, was it? Signing off, Azngeek

Posted by azngeek at February 9th, 2006

Sadly, another sad attempt to blog. Heh, o well. Thou shall not judge. Well seeing how this is the very first post, I think I’ll just be nice enough to inform you, the masses the reason behind this so called blog. Its basic function will just be a place for me to enlighten you with any bullshit I can think of, and pretty much just a place for me to fuckabout as much as I like. If you don’t like it, suck it up, fuck up, or leave.

To christen this blog, let me fill your mind with some bull shit to totally fuck with your mind. Sounds like a plan. Well in the last week, I purchased a new wireless router, and a new barebone. The router was a linksys WRT 54G and a new Shuttle Barebone G5600 with the following specifications:

AMD XP 3200++ 64
512 MB DDR RAM 400
Radeon 9200 XT
60 GB Hard Drive

The very bare necessities for a media box. But still I’m happy about it. Installed a fresh copy of microslut windows XP pro, and then installed medioo. Did some configuration, and now I’m a proud owner of a media box, to watch all my movies and tv series. But wait 60 GBs isn’t very much, now is it? So come this sunday, I get my server.

AMD XP 2500++
512 MB DDR RAM
1 X 80 GB HDD ATA
2 X 120 GB HDD ATA
1 X 200 GB HDD ATA
1 X 300 GB HDD SATA
Radeon 9600 PRO ( probably going to move this into the media box and swap over the graphic cards)

So yes, that’s probably the highlight of my fucken’ life. Not very interesting now was it? So how many of you felt your IQ just decrease 10 knotches? *raises hand eagerly* Damn right. I told you I’d make you stupid.

Moving on to something a lot less geeky, let me talk to you about babes! Yes BABES . I’ve got your attention now aye you fucken’ horny males. Babe of the moment is Michelle from chemistry class. WHAT? No pictures. Yea, damn right, no pictures. She’s all MINE ass wipes. ALL MINE. Don’t like it? Stop wanking while reading this blog then. Hmmm maybe she ain’t all mine, but I think she’s pretty damn attractive. Michelle is a korean girl of 17 years old sporting the typical asian girl long straight hair look, slightly tanned, with possibly one of the fucking cutest voices ever. Yea. EVER!!!111oneoneonone Damn right. Now stupid fucked up infatuation kicks in at the beginning of year 2006. Just peachy.

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And that feels up my weekly quoata of posts. Until next week, where I totally rob you of your sanity. I think next week will be an english lesson. How’s that dirt wad?

EDIT : Note I’m not that childish… was just angsty and pretty… urm emo??? at the beginning of the year