The AznGeek

Posted by azngeek at December 31st, 2007

The family of Azngeek would like to extend a warm welcome to the latest member wordsmith.

From the entire Azngeek crew.

Posted by azngeek at August 20th, 2007

Tag to come. Was supposed to do it sooner. But due to unforseen circumstances IE 3 tests and an assignment it shall be posted a bit later. Have yet to finish it.

Posted by azngeek at June 4th, 2007

Happy birthday Elby!!!oneoneone111oneoneone. You are now. OLD

Kind regards,

Your friendly neighborhood azngeek

Posted by azngeek at May 12th, 2007

Well first and foremost. I am proud to announce that, the first ever Azngeek.com game is going to be released to an azngeek.com near you. Which would technically just be this site that you are currently viewing. And seeing how most of you people are just my imaginary-make-believe readers I’d like to think that you people would all be ecstatic of this groundbreaking mindblowing news. If you aren’t. Well. With my dictator-like-iron-fist-ruling, I shall unimagine you imaginary readers who oppose me and my words into oblivion. *please insert devious insidious laughter of your preference here* Oh yes. As I was saying. Rubixcube the azngeek version will be coming out sometime this year hopefuly. The game already works, just there’s some tweaking and stuff going on. Programming was done by my main man Alex, the latest addition to the azngeek.com family. He’s also an accelerated engineering student.

Here’s a demo of the .exe file. Of a rubix cube being mixed and then solved under 5 seconds.

rubiks_cube_demo.exe

This file is just to showcase what is actually going to be in the game. Just a 3D rubix cube that can be solved using the controls we have specified. For the .exe of the demo, you might like to press end to slow down or home to speed up the demo.

Details on the final version will be posted later on.

And now. Time for me to move on to poking fun at emo/goth people, by portraying myself as one. Because I can. And engineering depresses me immensely.

*start out of character persona here*

The glimmer in those eyes. They are gone. Everything has become black and white. Mundane. Life is going backwards. It’s a constant struggle of one step forward and two steps back. The sadist cycle I seem to have so willingly taken upon myself. I see it happen. I have grasped and understood it. But it just can’t be stopped. It just can’t. I have tried countless times. To end it. Put a stop to it. But everytime I fall, and get back up on my feet, I lose a little bit more of myself.

In the mirror. I no longer recognize the stranger who stands before me. I just see a shadow of a man who has seen and done things that he’s not been proud of. That shadow who lurks and pretends pitifully to be autonomous and completely ostracized from the wheels of events that have started. Of series of events that he started directly or indirectly, even by just being silent. Even just by being silent.

Regrets wash over. “Regrets are for fools” a man he once was would have said. Who’s the fool now.

Behind those curtains. Behind his apparent multifaceted masks he wears. Behind those values he once thought he held and still pretends to hold with dear life. For he is afraid of the bleakness if he lets go of those values that he once thought gave him strength. What shall happen to this fool. To him. To me.

The void. That emptiness. It constantly grows. With the deceit and the lies. And it hurts. Constantly. The pain. It’s reached scales where it borders the line of ecstasy as the endorphins rush through his veins. To ease the pain. Ironic. Life is the drug that he no longer wants or needs. That I no longer want or need. The high of living. Long has been replaced by the withdrawal symptoms. Of the need to just let go. To emancipate.

I know. He knows. I know. That even when he is tired, he can’t sleep, even when he is hungry, he can’t eat, even when he tries. It just hurts. It just hurts to be me.

*ends out of persona character*

So people. What did you think of that piece of verbal thrash. I thought instead of a parody of some ideas that I found absolutely hirarious which tickled my eedy-beedy-heart, I’d try something darker. Gloomier.

Signing off,

Azngeek

Posted by azngeek at February 21st, 2007

Warm welcome to two new co-authors of azngeek.com

First up.

morpork - another fellow Malaysian. He has a way with words.
kaylen22 - she has a knack for romance. The typewriter queen.

A warm welcome to both of them imaginary readers!

Posted by azngeek at January 19th, 2007

So dear readers.

Over the past 24 hours the azngeek has been accused off being the spawn of Satan, and get this, a slightly apprehensive psychopath that cracks under the tiniest of pressures. Ok. Fine. I lied. On both counts. But I got your attention didn’t I, all you 10000 gazillion non-existent commenters. And you 5 commenters. (Five because I can count five with one hand. You see. I can count dammit) I didn’t forget you, my huge sea of 5 commenters. I’m highly thoughtful am I not. I feel like I deserve multiple stars for this. And about the accusations. Well. There aren’t actually any super serious accusations where I’m supposed to be castrated and stuff. And FINE FINE. No one has actually REALLY accused me of anything, but you know sometimes, when you are hard on yourself for being a bum and not updating and like being the big geek that I am not working more on my website using-a-pre-made-skin-i-should-burn-in-hell, and you know just stuff like that. I’m ranting right now if you didn’t notice. It’s 1:46 am right now as I type this. But back to the accusations bit.

A-kew-sation 1 (I kill Sei Xien 1 - sounds like a movie does it not?, ala kill bill 1 or not)

Well I know I’m a muppet for not putting more effort into actually making azngeek all nice and pretty? Well. Simple. I like the minimalist design and I’m just plain lazy as you people might have gathered.

A-kew-sation 2

Why have I not been updating as much? Well partially because I’ve been busy. Busy with work. With life. And just sorting things out. Personal. And some not so personal. Some problems of others that I’ve kindly and imbecilically taken upon myself to right. Though don’t you even start on about how there’s no black and white between wrong and right. Otherwise you are asking for a balls clobbering time.

A-kew-sation 3
The lack of quality in the posts. Refer to A-kew-sation 2.

Posted by azngeek at December 5th, 2006

The azngeek is still alive people. And this is a song. Fine. It ain’t no song. I lie. Shut up. So yes. A tribute to a man. A man above all men. The man of men. Manly man oh man, he’s manly. I present to you, drum roll please, my little brother, who’s actually quite gargantuan. Big. Well hung. :/

You guys are sick. Mweehehehe. You guys were imagining things weren’t you. Sick bastards. This is a tribute to the man. Who made me a man. Who’s taught me so much, made me who I am today. For my 18th year being alive, from a spermatoza colliding head on with a fertile ovari… that sounds so damn fucking wrong.  But moving on, so from being the snot nosed kid, to the fat kid at school that everyone picked on to the manly greek god that I currently am… striving for : /, I’d never have done it without my old man.

The life lessons, the support financially, and in his very own way emotionally, here’s a shout out to my old man. I’ve found my closure and here’s a tribute. For being an awesome dad, forever trying to do what you thought was best regardless and even if some of those times you made mistakes, all that has been forgiven. You are my dad. And for the Christmas season of 2006, here’s a tribute, and here’s to forgiving and forgetting, and more life lessons.

Regards,

The Azngeek

Posted by psych at November 4th, 2006

After a long break, Ill give you a good one. A long one, not particularly good, but its good enough for ya. I wont be posting until my exams are over and after comingi back from langkawi. so ill be back in december =) haha. I think… Azn should b back by then so dont stop comin. Here it goes:
OMFG. I think I’m a geek. I never did until recently. Just for fun, I listed out my most geekiest qualities vs my most ungeekiest (akin to what Ross did with Rachel and Julie). I think I just almost quoted from Friends. Meh, nothing wrong there. Btw, you can use the points below to see if you are a geek. You probably are.

1. I reformat drives (mostly sis’ friends) . AND THEN CHARGE THEM FOR IT! Cause its cheaper than going to the shop to do it. RM50 per job. RM70 for laptops. The mark of a cunning geek. I dont charge friends tho. But that doesnt mean you should call me everytime you need to reformat =) Friends, I do for free.
   I do my friends for free. Haha.I’ll do you for free.. but only if youre my friend. If youre my friend, let me do you..
   Its getting old. Ill stop now.
2. I know much more about computers than I should. But not as much as alot of people do. Like programming.. Im all like WTTFFF are those characters etc.. Does a geek need to know some programming to be considered a geek? I actually thought that mostly everyone knew how to do things like fix in some RAM, or a gfx card, or a drive, or a processor etc. etc. It never really occured to me that many people are freaked out about touching stuff in there. Touch me there… No.. Im scared to.. What? Seriously? I never thought that was possible! Lmao, I guess you learn new things every day. So.. You want me to touch you there? Yes, please.. Ok.. Omg.. It feels so good. I guess I’m a geek now! *one of the things talking there is a pc if you didnt notice*
3. My head swims with pleasure when I look at hot modded casings. i think some people still call them CPU’s. I used to until I learned what those were =). If you still do, please stop. It has alot of names.. Chassis? Like cars I guess. Anyway, the cool ones make me feel good. Almost as good as a nice looking girl.

Right. Now for the ungeeko list. Which I had to concentrate to make btw..

1. I’m crap with alot of computer thingys. Networking, er, Case modding, overclocking, and i dont keep up with anything new. The last updated review on processors i read was the p4EE i think. Is it EE? extreme edition i htink. But duh i know about the duo core. Just havent bothered to look it up to see how it compares with the others. Slong as its new, and has a cool name, i think its good enough.
2. Same with Graphics cards. Got myself a cheap 6200 cos it was.. well cheap. Didnt bother to look for reviews and stuff. Yep, ive gotten very weird. It was convenient to just buy it and not worry about how itll run weird games like FEAR (which i kinda got bored with). Oh and if FEAR is not a good way to test your card now, that just shows how out of touch i am. At leat i didnt say halo right? or dungeon keeper? DK Is a Great Game. If only I were In Primary School Again Playing It For The First Time. That Afternoon was the Best One Ever.
3. Try as I might, I dont identify with any true blue self declared geeks. (AznGeeks probably the only one =) ) After all, they make fun of you for not knowing the difference between c++ and java. They laugh when you say you dont remember what gfx card youre using because they all have like ATI XX999(i think that doesnt exist) cards or Nvidia 9990GTXXXX cards. They kick you when you say you dont care about AMD or Intel, and they hit you when you tell them that you have under 150GB of hd space. Haha.

Nah. nothing like that has ever happened. I mean I only know one guy right now in college who actually considers himself a geek. The mind is a powerful tool to invent ways for geeks to torment you. I dont like talking about computer stuff cos i dont know much and dont really want to know any more. On the other hand, my other friends dont know the difference between the bios and the motherboard (roflmao hahaahahahahahaha). -_-

Its almost like being a bisexual in the midst of straight people (my regular friends) and gay people (the geek) (btw i made the geek gay cos i think there are less of them so the ratio is more appropriate.) Azngeek can be gay too. See, its like, choose one, and hear about how someone paid 100 bucks for the mahai guy at the pc shop to reformat his pc or go to the other side and hear about how the new GTS920XX-T2 motherboard has a new twin PCIExpress slot to double the graphics processing power of your system or how the new CreativeSoundBlasterAudigyPrimeContraPrime 9.1 soundcard sounds awesome on their 10 speaker configuration. I like hearing both. So its like having the best of both worlds, but never actually being IN any of those worlds.

Haha. Long rant. Most of it was just me exagerrating but as usual there is some truth*out there* in there. On a totally different note,

BEWARE OF THE GAY HAIRDRESSER IN SUBANG SQUARE.

Just a random community message, from your friendly neighbourhood
pSyCh.

Have a good weekend. And dont forget to disinfect after youre done. Cya in a month or so.

Posted by azngeek at October 15th, 2006

Well here’s the azngeek bidding you farewell till the 16th of November. Pscyh should still be keeping this site updated but I think I’ll be a bit busy till then. Don’t miss me too much people. Will miss you amazing readers. Non-existential as you maybe.

 Azngeek