The AznGeek

Posted by psych at January 15th, 2007

Again. After so many weeks. Thought she left for good. Nah ’she’ is not some innanimate object which i name at the end of the post. Not a cookie. Not a fire hydrant, car, laptop, whatever. Its a girl. Made of flesh and skin =)
I like cute things. Cute as in chubby-and-adorable or whatever it is now. People find it unusual.. but its not a sexual attraction. More like a younger sister kinda adorableness you want .. your younger sister or good friend to possess. Nice start. Update in points coming up.
-Only three classes now so i get to chill for most of the day with brunch with friends at like 10 something. Swwweeeeet.

-Trump and the gay woman are/were at odds with each other. Just found out. Im not a huge Trump fan but I kinda hate her. Just because she scares me. I hate things that scare me. Evil Demon Clowns included.

-My Zen Vision Is not Here Yet. Its been 20 days since Christmas. Need to drive to KL to get cousin to give me my precious….

- Rice is in the Arab region promoting peace. Hope it works. Pardon me if I don’t hold my breath.

- Scary JuOn Blue Kidlike person was staring at me in the Train Station. Moved away from him.

-Totally forgot about making resolutions and stuff. So im just gonna settle with get into a good, stable, and potentially awesome relationship. Treat people around me better. Try daily wear contacts. They maketh me curious.

-A random lecturer told me my accent wasn’t Malaysian. What exactly does a Malaysian sound like? o0… People who havent lived here long enough should make comments like that.

I’m all out.

PS- Try to save resources. OK? Paper, water, waste etc. Itll make a difference. As if you didnt know already. If Mother Earth could bitch in a blog, what a blog it would be.

Its JON here btw. Not TIM. Thanks for reading.

pSyCh

Posted by azngeek at August 12th, 2006

Bee ba ba ba bop, Bee ba ba ba bop, scibby dooby scibby. Hey non-existent readers. I’ve rediscovered Scatman John - Scatman, the awesometh song. It really is an addictive song. I’ve secrety had it on repeat for the last 12 hours , damn… urm. Yea, it’s an awesometh song. Sooooo what do I crap about now non-existent readers. How about accents. I’m prepared to go through great lengths to make you non-existent people piss yourselves lauging by attempting different accents Going where no dumb ass webmaster has gone before, one small step for the progression of internet entertainment!

Malaysian/Singaporean accent (can’t say three!) -> the recording was crap  but listen to it anyways
British accent (pompous british jackass) -> was pretty good
Aussie accent (Hey neek! *they mean to say nick) prime example click here as well
Kiwi accent (Enough said) ->edit: i was going to do one, but decided against it
Islander/Maori accent also known as the “bro” accent -> was alright
Some random evil accent just because. -> this one is really cool
Still in the midst of recording. Will link to the voice recordings soon! EDIT: They’ve already been linked

EDIT: It has been recorded, but currently the wav. files are too large. Have yet to convert them to mp-trees. Will keep you guys posted on this monumental undertaking of the interweb

ANOTHER EDIT: It’s me behind the recordings. I recorded myself, some people don’t seem to realize this. All of them, that’s me.