The AznGeek

Posted by azngeek at July 22nd, 2007

Hey people. Sorry for being away for so long. Been a bit busy. My cousin Ron came over for the mid year break. He arrived on the 5th, a Thursday.

Meet cousin Ron. He’s currently constipated and is trying his best to look good for the camera. A handsome young lad. When he’s urm. Not constipated. (Check out his shirt. I think it screams sexy. Don’t you imaginary ladies that check my site REGULARLY think so?)

Well yes. He flew over from Melbourne for a pigging out fest in Auckland, New Gee-Rand!

His flight had about a 5:45 touch down, and he checked out at about 6. Took him home like the new toy boy he is. Heh. Exciting. A new Ken doll. Except. A more verbal. And Asian one. Can anyone say, house of wax? Meh. So yes. Took him home. The very animated little toy boy, went out for dinner. Nothing very interesting.

The next day. 3 hour road trip to Mt. Manganui. The beach of Tauranga. Plans to eat pig out. And. A rugby ball (plus we brought laptops and a wireless access point for late night gaming). So yes. Tauranga.

We arrive there. Check in. And we head off to this cute little Italian outfit that had a decent right up. The food was mediocre. I thought I’d go safe and go with a lasagna. It was bland to say the least. But the chef. He was a real crack up. Reminiscent of a real-life Mario. Had to take some pictures with the chef.

Group picture without the chef. Just the kiddies. 2 sisters. 3 of my sisters friends. And 2 cousins

Ahh. And here he is. Mr. Mario. I was cracking up inside. I would say I was smiling because he was grabbing my ass. But that would require some photoshopping of his hands. Something I’m not too keen on to do on a Sunday night.

Another shot of Ron unamused

The other cousin. Nick. (More affectionately known as twinky. Yes I made that up) He says hello.

We head back to the apartment.

To play some cards!

I’ve got a better hand than you BITCH!

But I still lose. And have to shuffle. Fuck. I am unhappy. Can you tell?

Another candid shot from the next dinner.

Sorry to dissapoint. But no pictures of us playing some rugby.

Tackling Ron and Nick into the sand was fun. Until i got tackled back. And got sand into the slider of my phone. Shittzor.

And that was Tauranga. Say goodbye.

And then we also headed out to have pearl milk tea and play cards at this crazy asian joint in the city.

They have weird little kitty dolls. The place is called Hulu cat. How much more Asian can we get? (Ron is ashamed of his heritage)