Posted by psych at July 12th, 2007

Caught up on some regional news. Mouth literally dropped when I heard the initials of the Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Thats the group that wants an independent Islamic state somewhere in the Philippines. Go figure. The anchorwoman goes, “So far the M.I.L.F has blahblahblah” My filthy mind. What a coincidence, eh? You should know by now.

MILF

  1. (slang) Mother I’d like to fuck: A (putative) mother found sexually attractive.
    • 1999: Movie American Pie - Dude, that chick’s a MILF!”

omg. DAMN MILF IS KILLING PEOPLE!! BUT I STILL WANNA DO HER!!

Phuket was amazing with a capital A,M,A,Z,I,N and G. Blew my mind away. Never actually been to any rival beach destinations *Miami* *salivates* *Miami..* *salivates* *Hawaii* *salivates* *Gold Coast* so I cant say its the best but it was for me. Gawd. The people, the things to do. The fucking fucking awesome food. I wish I had enough money to live there for a month or something. Totally amazing. Prolly not tops in seperate categories (diving, snorkelling, the beach) but pricewise I think it did the job plus benefits. This place is almost dead. But I’m not, so i’m postin. Yeap. Gonna leave you with something told to me by a restaurant-owner in Phuket.

“Right after the tsunami, when the waters were going down.. the roads had tons of used condoms all over.”

Idle chat. Even if its untrue. Gives me something to think about. I laughed so hard I choked. Ahh used condoms. Imagine how much rubber coulda been recycled. Damn wasters. I pity the dogs and cats that had to survive the aftermath on the “protein” in the used condoms. Can they get AIDS? No idea. Want to find out. What on earth do I google. *aids humans animal infect* probably. Those Google dudes are gonna trace that and have a different perspective on Malaysians. You’re welcome.

Some random pics taken with my phone. Photos from cam are still untouched. Basically just beach and scenery pics there anyway. And me doing some amazing things. winko

Basic Patong Beach pic. Doesnt really do it much justice. Just use your imagination for the rest of it. Or do a search online. =)


Just a bottle. Notice the straw. Can never be too safe in Thailand. Imagine if some horny zzzz pleasured him/herself using that bottle before i stupidly stuck my lips on it. Whats the worst that could happen anyway? Cracked lips?><


Was seated near this monstrosity for meals. Don’t know and don’t wanna know what the hell it is. Food God. Haha. Cool looking. Want one for my room.


Important Thai word. At least if you get lost you can rely on the helpful people inside to cheat you out of your money before helping you locate your hotel. Not that that happened to me. Btw, i think this was in the airport. So I dont mean this one specifically anyway.

I got rid of all my textbooks. haha. Fresh noobs eager for books in college. Now what?

Trippin all the way home:

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