Posted by azngeek at June 23rd, 2007

Do I hear big gasps and sighs? At the sight of such an insidious title. Do I hear giggles and chuckles as well? And questions. What is he heading towards. Is it the run off the mill sexist/racist/generalization articles that I so love writing? Well. Actually. No. This ladies and gents. Is an article on sensitivity. On reaching a pinnacle, in relating and relationships, in the eyes of the Azngeek.

I abstain from offering a quotation of a definition from any dictionaries. I don’t see eye to eye with them. No. I don’t. I do not believe it to be that of a submissive character. But lets have a discussion. IE. A self absorbed self discussion. Because I believe in my self-righteousness thoroughly.

The feminine side. Don’t really fancy talking about it. But what is it?

Well. Dudes and duddettes. I will be illustrating what I think it is.

I’m not new to the idea of having to wait for a considerable amount of time for girls/women to prepare themselves for an outing. The thing is. A lot of this waiting time ends up with I don’t know. An annoyance build up within the male psych. Especially if it’s been going on for a long time, IE the relationship is not new and exciting. But the thing is. How many of you can step out of your own shoes. Take a second to step into her shoes. And think. “If I were her. You know what. Yea. I understand”. The point I’m illustrating here is not submission. It’s empathy. The thing is. What many take for granted is the why. The OBVIOUS reason is she could be wanting to look good for you. So you. You. And you. You fucknut. Don’t ruin it for her and yourself. But I’m not going to say that the female is selfless. No. In the same illustration, again, ask yourself why? Well. Asshole. If you haven’t figured it out, THEY WANT TO LOOK GOOD FOR THEMSELVES LA. OMG. WHERE DO YOU THINK METROSEXUALITY COMES FROM LA. They want to look good for themselves. It gives them a self empowerment. It puts a spring in their step. It makes them feel good, to well feel pretty. I’m appalled with the intelligence levels of my imaginary readers. Time to imagine you people to oblivion! So, what have you gathered from my defining of the female psych thus far? Well. The female psych involves empathy. Being able to put yourself in the other persons shoes.

Lets move on. The same illustration. Okay. So. Dude. You get pissed off. She gets pissed off. And you people have a crappy time at an expensive candle lit dinner that SHOULD very well have been one of those magical moments that you people can laugh about and talk about. One of those relationship strengthening moments. Where does anyone get off  being able to ruin something like that? Think about it this way. You are displeased with how long she takes to get ready. Why not just push the dinner date a bit further. Compromise. You asshole. Tell her. “Hey hun’, shall I push dinner a bit later, so you have more time to get ready and look your best? I’ll be here at whatever time you want me to pick you up at?” instead of being the macho male who sets the time for the date. Compromise. Can? If you just bloody did that. Compromise. You’d still have that magical moment. For just the two of you. *whispers* “I still think you are an asshole. And a moron for not figuring this out earlier”

 

Urm. So yea. Bloody hell. Screw all those people that think being feminine. Is being submissive. They empathize. And bloody compromise. There’s a different level of maturity with being able to be feminine. That’s why lesbos are coming out everywhere. Mmmmm. Lesbos. (I digress)

Signing out,

Azngeek