“Resupply”
Posted by Morpork at June 23rd, 2007
“…pant…pant…”
“We cannot continue. We have to resupply.”
“But we have come so far already! And we just did that before we entered the cave!”
“I know. But look at her. She won’t make it if we continue.”
“…Alright.”
***
Back in town, in the adventurer’s boutique, the weary travellers shed their gear and rest.
“Ah… my favourite kind of customers… So! How can I be of service!”
“We would like to resupply.”
“Very good! You know, you are good at this job are you not? You have returned for the second time in the same day!”
“Hmph. Just name the price and it’s all yours.”
“Gladly. I’ll return to you with a receipt momentarily…”
Momentarily…
“Here’s the gold and be back soon! We can always use the stock your kind bring in!”
Post Script: If you didn’t get the joke, you should really play Diablo or Dungeon Siege II. Ahh… reversed roles are so much fun.
Morpork
I hate to say this. But you got me laughing away… lol
azngeek
For a second there, I thought you were going to say you didn’t get it.
Morpork
i didnt get it o0
and i played both Diablo and DS2..
psych
Well, when was the last time you bought from them shops in those games? And when did they buy from you?
Morpork
I bought from them when i had gold. and sold to them when i needed gold. damn I’m dense. WHAT IS IT?? Simple terms will you please.
psych
The monsters drop loot so much that all your party members are packed full of them. You cannot go on because then you can’t pick up more loot. So you go back to town and sell equipment to them even though they are supposed to equip you. I always found it funny when the woman in Eirulan went “My metallurgy skills are unsurpassed…” And I went and sold her superior equipment i picked up randomly FROM THE GROUND.
Morpork
…. im speechless. haha obvious yet not so. i salute you sir.
psych