The AznGeek

Posted by azngeek at June 3rd, 2007

Winters been getting to me. Bah. Been wanting to go for a run for ages, but the weather has just been a peach, and has kept me in the crevices of a sullen unlively structure, I call home. Okay. Maybe My home ain’t so bad. But being cooped up. All day. It is kililng me. And the fact that I’m getting 1.45261 times unfitter by the day. I’m in trouble. Before you know it. I’ll be that fat fat blob. You used to know as. -> MeMeh. Anyways. I managed to get out at 4pm, for a run, then it rained, half way, when i was about 2 ks away from home. So yea. Random ideas seem to hit me in the cold rain. I’m not sure whether it’s because in the cold, there’s a rush of blood to the head, to keep myself conscious, keeping enough oxygen in the head region. Or it could be because all those veins are shrinking constricting the movement of blood to the brain causing the development of half-arsed ideas.

But yea it hit me. You know what. Curves. Roundess. It’s all sexually appealing to people at least. I never realised it. But think about it. It makes sense. Lots of sense.

Well lets just consider, the circle, the sphere. It’s possibly one of the strongest structures ever, the internal forces of a circle or sphere. Tick. That’s proof one of the natural reasons why us as people love them curves.

Secondly, if you think about it. All them sexual things. Are curvy. And round. Don’t believe me?

The female bust. Them breasties. They’z round. Not square. Not any form of polygon. That’s not the only thing. The male reproductive organs? Round. Not a polygon either. And when I say male reproductive organs, I mean both the cylindrical bit and those egg shape thingamajigs. And moving on to fetishes? Damn. Feet fetishes? That’s round as well. Those bubble toes that disgusting old men love? Round. Round. Round. And if you think about it a bit more. All em’ sexual toys. Usually are ROUND and have curves as well. You don’t get star shaped dildoes do you (Or do you. This is a rant and is meant to be non-educational, and is also known in some sever cases to cause temporary blindness and a reduction in the intelligence quotient). Talking a bit more about the female anatomy. Guys don’t go. “Damn she’s fine. Check out how flat she is. She’d fit perfectly in the corner in my room. Like a cupboard or something.” I think it’d be more along the lines of “Damn. Check out those curves.” (for a more obscene and less intelligible line used by one of the biggest fuck nuts i’ve ever had the displeasure of meeting some horny disgusting bastard from high school that I despise with a passion only athena and aries can harbor for each other –> I’m aries of course. He’s athena. Without the brains. And he’s not a female. Sort of. Or maybe he could be a crosser. I have no idea. “Wah lau. Like. Coca cola bottle *shows unintelligible hand gestures trying to draw a coca cola bottle in mid air*) I’m a bitter person sometimes.)

EDIT: I forgot to mention chubby sex as well roffelmayo

So you see where I’m heading at? Well. I’m just moving towards the greatest marketing get rich scheme ever it’s been patented by me pay me lots and lots of money now kay thanks bye. You see. Animals. Mammals. Humans. We are all. All essentially sexual beings. That’s the most primal urge. To reproduce. Why not use this to our advantage. A marketing tool. Centralize. Everything. Make everything round. Advertisements. Should involve round. Fat people. Like me. Then things sell.

All things technological should be round. TVs, should be rectangular blocks, they should be round panels.

source: ebay.com

They should be like this. But rounder. More curvey. Then they become sexual. Then they sell. Like. Urm. Prostitutes sell their service in Thailand. Like what some random dude once told me. In Thailand the main export is to “Jual buntut (sell ass) and maybe a bit of boobs as well” So yea. You don’t hear people saying. Jual flat and sexy stomaches. Note: Jual = sell in Malay. So I’ve proven how powerful a sexual and marketing tool being round is.

And because I said everything was round. And how everything is primarily sexual. Check this proof out.

Check out this dow jones chart. Stolen from some finance.google.com. For those who don’t know what the dow jones is, it’s basically an index that has a multitude of leading stocks in it’s arsenal which reflects how the industry is doing basically. So yea. Look if I take that graph. And superimpose it with another graph from 299.54 days back. And then let it undergo some insane mathematical theorem. You can see.

Using some high level calculus proofs. There’s a circle. Because. It’s sexual. And everything revolves around circles. Because I repeat. It’s sexual. So technically. I’ve figured out the meaning of life now. And I can predict world markets with this sexually enlightening discovery. So. Who wants to be my friend?I think you people will be happy to know I still can rant like I’m high on something.

-Whatever he’s on. I want 2!- Some stoner