Posted by azngeek at May 18th, 2007

Me : Yea. Uni sucks. Been learning about RAM and ROMS, and PROMS and the 2D and 1D arrays of their circuits.
Cousin : RAM. MMmmm. Ram it up your ass. You have some weird fetishes
Me : You’d like that wouldn’t you. You always bring stuff like this up. Because you’d like it like that.
Cousin : No. But you would. That’s why you always giggle like a school girl when I bring it up. (-_- Meh….)
Hmmm. So a post. Of random conversations.

Me : Why is your skirt so colorful.
Sister : It’s the design.
Mom : It’s a designer. It’s an explosion of colors.
Me : I’ll tell you what else is an explosion of colors. A clown.

(I’m really not a mean person by nature. But the one liners that I’ve been dishing out. And that have been dished out to me have just be phenomenally, unlike me or the people usually around me. I blame it on Helen Clark. )

The PM.jpg

Source:pbs.org

(Halloooooo there. People of new zealand. (Manliest voice ever. That’s our PM)

Because that people would be the patriotic thing to do. Blame Helen.

This whole week. I’ve decided to take upon myself the most daunting task of using possibly the most annoying quotes, known to man.

Day1:
Supercalleyfragelisticexbeyolleydocious. (I’m not too sure about the spelling). Isn’t this stuff cool? (Points at multivariable calculus crap we are learning for Maths Modellign 2)
A spoon fool of sugar helps the medicine go down. (Points at some obscure work we are doing)

Day2:
This stuff will pickle your brains if you don’t pay attention
I think this crap will break my piggy bank

Day3:
Cool beans
Cool bananas
Neat

Day4:
I will poonch (punch) you (Talking to an english guy)
Jolly ho’ good chap.
Spot on!

Day5:
None. (Even evil people need some rest)

And before I sign out. Some more creative quotes. For you people to be the life of the party with. Some random stuff I just thought of:

“Imagine if reality was an illusion… That would really rip your undies, wouldn’t it?”

Signing off,

Azngeek