Posted by Morpork at May 13th, 2007

“So… How do I enlist the help of… adventurees?” said Farmer, still struggling with the word.

“Depends on what kind of problem you are having. And how much loot you’ll want to part with. You could pick some fellows yourself or pick a handsome guy or lass and have’em do the picking,” said the barkeep.

“Ah. So I’ll be the adventurer, employing adventurees. That means I must conduct an Inter-looking. Err… why must the head adventuree be good-looking?”

“That’ll be because they’ll be leading, and doin’ the talking so they’re bound to have a high Charisma see? And we all know what that means, Charisma.”

“I… see,” said Farmer, who knew Krisma was something he did not know or have.

“Gotta be careful though. Don’t want to have a cut-throat in your party or who knows when he’ll just stick you up from behind and take whatever you have first. Heh.”