Posted by psych at May 10th, 2007

Hey people. I’m being a very good updater. I don’t trust myself to remember the things I want to blog about when I’m away from the computer. I can think of around 3 things I was certain I’d remember to do once I got online (and which seemed at the time to be all-important) which I promptly forgot once Firefox got fired up.

These things happen. Filler fills my thoughts. Therefore, you read my filler… Filler filler filler. This post might (it does) contain filler. But IMO, filler some stuff aint.
The title.. is a reference to a Phoebe song. FRIENDS. One of the best sitcoms in the history of sitcoms. People who disagree. Are idiots. I kid. No, I don’t. Nothing beats hearing a Phoebe song after a bad day (except getting Jen. Aniston to be my girl[woman?]).

Grandma

Now, Grandma’s a person who everyone likes,
She bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike.
But lately she hasn’t been coming to dinner,
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner…
Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,
But the truth is she died and some day you will too!
Lalala LAlalala LAlalala LAlalala La La La La
Lalala LAlalala LAlalala LAlalala La La La La

The Cow in the Meadow

Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo,
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo.
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up,
And that’s how we get hamburgers.
*pause*
Now…….. chickens!!

Sometimes

Sometimes men love women
Sometimes men love men,
And then there are bisexuals
Though some just say they’re kidding themselves.
La lalala lalalalala la
La la lalala lala la la

Theres just something about actually listening to the song. The lyrics are really.. poignant though. Who can forget the infamous Smelly Cat? Phoebe gets people.
*resists urge to force feed to songs to everyone* seriously. just google em up. songs available for dl all over the place. worthit.

Totally different note. Quite some time ago, a member of the Wiggles quit the group. Rumour has it that many mothers were upset because the dude was something of a hearthrob and they all had crushes on him. Now, if you don’t mind. Which one? Coz I can’t tell from these extremely macho pics. These women(the mothers, not the members). Are seriously lacking in the .. bedroom department. Or are desensitized to the obvious.

Whats so gay about those you ask? Its an act after all. For kids. Well, any gayer and you’ll have to gay it yourself.. Well, ok, simpler. The only things that could possible be gayer are:

These guys are as straight as nails eh? God those moms need some serious readjustment. Lesson? Do not crush on your kids’ favourite tv people. We dont need any Teletubby-humping mothers roaming the world. Too dangerous. Those aliens are the roughest lovers in the world. Don’t even get me started on Barney (Michael Jackson).

Hmm. A very gay post. The last pic just kills me. Remind me of that nipple rubber named “Nipples” from Little Nicky. So let’s leave it at that. I’m gonna go watch some Blues Clues.

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