The AznGeek

Posted by azngeek at April 20th, 2007

I’ve got the stinking feeling that when I write stuff here, people seem to have the impression that I’m telling the truth. That I’m baring all to the world. Well people. Readers. Non-readers. Friends. Romans. And country-men. Might I add something. I write here. All the contemplations, broodings, and musings, out to make this site an interesting place to visit. You know. Sorta like giving back to the people. A humanitarian effort. Jolly’ ho’ my dear chap’. Okay. Fine. What I’m essentially trying to say is sometimes the content on the site is not always 100% truthful. Surveys are sometimes done out of pure boredom and the need to please friends. They aren’t necessarily true. So yes. Just read stuff here with a grain of salt sometimes. And I’m way off topic to a new rant.

The underdog. In the land of the rising ducks. I mean New Zealand. They have always been big supporters of the underdog. Well except for the All Blacks of course. They kick ass.

Source:bbc.co.uk
Check out these sexy men of men. Strutting their stuff. Huge muscle bound men with arms that are far larger than any thighs of scrawny asian men. I attribute this horirble description to the issues with my father. Just kidding.

Oh. and maybe netball as well

Source:theage.com.au

Netball is a sex symbol in new zealand. Women who play netball are regarded as sex goddesses. Look. Okay. Fooled you once. Shame on me. Fooled you twice. My god you are a moron. Netball is just another sport the silver fern’s are actually competitive in. NOTE: The people in the picture are probably the more attractive women of the team. Some are really butt ugly big burly women that could pass of as that big black man who is in charge of security at that night club joint that always kicks me you out.

So back on to the topic. Underdogs. New Zealanders in general are big supporters of the underdog. Except as previously mentioned when it comes to rugby where all blacks own the field with their exceptional skill, grace and team work. But with everything else. New Zealand is very much an underdog. A first world country? So what. New Zealand has sheep. And cattle. And sheep. And more sheep. New Zealand lacks in everywhere else.

So that attributes to their self-nurturing need to support the underdog. But that’s not a bad thing. This is where I have to put my foot down and say, as a nation it’s good that they support the underdog.

Who else would have supported George W Bush in his shitty fucked up campaign in the year 2004. I mean come on. We have to support the underdog sometimes. It makes things interestingly quirky. And funny. Look. George W Bush won (I lie, New Zealand didn’t support Georgie there), but just look at how George W Bush turned out. He’s made himself look like a complete ass. Time after time. What would have happened if we didn’t support the underdog. And John Kerry won. America would have been a lot less funnier a place.

Source: Bloggerhead.com

Like. You see. Supporting the underdog. He like. Totally. You know. Totally saved the world from terrorism by invading Iraq. Like omg. Totally. - George’s Biggest Fan (Surpirsed anyone?)

Source: artfiles.art.com

And we wouldn’t have had the most quotable American president ever if the underdogs did not rally our support.

Think about it.Sleep on it. Pray on it. Support the underdog. Go home today. Tell your parents, your family members, your friends, your lovers.

Support the underdog. Who is to support Britney Spears in her come back from being Bitchney Stupid. Or who is to rally on that asian dude in the porn flick. Everyone knows the asian dude is overshadowed by the white and black men. Oppression at it’s worst. And think about those boob jobs by those celebrities. I mean. Their boobs were underdogs. After some support. They perked up. They emerged as silicon-ey champions from the blades of surgery. Maybe not. But you get what I mean. The underdog people. They are people too. And when underdogs win it always equates to some ball-twisting laughter. Look at the el-president of the US.

Signing off, azngeek