Posted by azngeek at April 12th, 2007

I was tagged. By linsey. Sigh. Okay here we go.

Layer One : On The Outside
Name: Timothy Tan
Birth Date: 8th August 1988
Current status: Depressed, cold, insecure, financially broken. And single. Any surprise there?
Eye Colour: Evil pitch black
Hair Colour: Black
Righty or Lefty: Right handed fool

Layer Two: On The Inside
Your Heritage: Chinese Chinky Chang Chong
Your Fears: I’m a male. I’m not supposed to have any. I’m supposed to surpess all fears, emotions etc. Until I have a mental breakdown
Your Weakness: Repeat above. Wash, rinse and repeat. And then step on a bunny rabbit
Your Perfect Pizza: A pizza which can spawn sexy women at will that will then help me establish THE PIMP HOUSE.

Layer Three: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
Your Thoughts First Waking Up: “Fuck. Another day”
Your Bedtime: Depends
Your Most Missed Memory: My entire childhood. All of it. Except the parts where people stole my lunch money, called me names, stole my things, laughed at my face, and excluded me from every single activity known to the men.

Layer Four: Your Pick
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonald’s or Burger King: Neither. Plastic food. Not real food.
Adidas or Nike: A bit too generic.
Tea or Nestea: WOT? Chinese tea. Chinese chinky chong chang tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Don’t have a sweet tooth. I’m a man’s man.
Cappucino or Coffee: Mocha. Fine. Maybe I’m not a man’s man after all.

Layer Five: Do You…
Smoke: Smoking is for homosexuals. Okay. Fine. It’s for stupid people.
Curse: Me? Neverrrr. I’m an angel. *twinkle twinkle*
Take a shower: I smell too good to not already be having regular showers.
Have a crush: I’m immune to childish foolishness. Or not. I’m a kid at heart.
Think you’ve been in love: Yes.
Go to school: Yes. School/Uni sucks big hairy balls.
Want to get married: I do intend to.
Believe in yourself: I neither confirm nor deny the validity of your inquiry.
Think you’re a health freak: Not really.

Layer Six: In The Past Month
Drank alcohol: Just a tad.
Gone to the mall: New Zealand doesn’t have anything worthy of being labelled as a mall.
Been on stage: Not quite
Eaten sushi: What stupid question is this? Yes I have.
Dyed your hair: I like my hair black. I like brunettes as well. Rowr.

Layer Seven: Have You Ever…
Played A Stripping Game: No. Far too sexy to show off the goods
Changed Who You Were To Fit In: Never.

Layer Eight: Age You’re Hoping
To Be Married: 99.9995634 or sometime before then

Layer Nine: In a Girl/Guy
Best Eye Colour: Something along the lines of black or brown-ish. I like my asian girls.
Best Hair Colour: Refer to the above.
Short Hair or Long Hair: Long-ish straight hair preferably.

Layer Ten: What Were You Doing
1 Min Ago: Having a swell time thinking of not doing this stupid thing.
1 Hour Ago: A shower
4.5 Hours Ago: Doing some MoM (Mechanics of Materials)

And as promised. The porn

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Have fun wankers.

Signing off.

Azngeek out