Posted by azngeek at April 7th, 2007

Here it is people. A recap of something I found highly humorous back in the days of juvenility. And still do find highly humorous.
Bar of soap

I wish I was a bar of soap,
Lieing in your tub,
Imagine all the things I’ll see,
Imagine all the things I’d rub.
The world

Sex, drugs, rock and roll,
Speed, weed, birth control,
Life’s a bitch,
Then we die,
Fuck the world lets get high.