Posted by azngeek at January 21st, 2007

azngeek Psych

So readers. Non-existent, and non-visiting readers. Come on come all. Yes I know. WTF.ZOMG.DIE.WHAT.THE.FUCK. Actual pictures. Sure it’s not ASCII art? Yes I’m quite sure. But, isn’t azngeek.com supposed to be a very distant site whereby the authors are nothing but mindless drones that generate random thoughts through a super computer. Well. If that was true, that would have been pretty cool. But we are one notch lower. One tier below. We are but boys transitioning into men. And over the past year or so, the azngeek has somewhat transformed from a non-personal, attention and acknowledgment seeker to what you’ve been reading the past few posts. We are beginning to write about things that matter. To us. Sometimes. Maybe. Or we could have made it up. But who gives a shit anyways. Well what I’m trying to say is, here’s us, getting close and personal. Cam whoring very well may not be our thing, but here’s a sad attempt anyways, us shameless asians. You can start gouging your eyes out now, and clicking on that ‘x’ button on the top right corner. But here’s us. Azngeek. And Psych. Close. And Personal. Leave comments if you will. Would love to get to know of, and simply get to know our readers. So here I go, and then it’s psych’s turn. Enjoy our moment of weakness and self indulgence people.

Azngeek

-Was born in the wild and raised by hamsters.

-Lied about the first meme fact.

-Was born in Malaysia, raised within a fairly liberal family, except when it comes to the opposite sex. Thus the how you say, disability in this department. Quite shy in them there hills for this particular social skill.

-Am an only son.

-The label geek has been with me for as long as I can remember. Till this day it’s still a mystery why. I may never know. (Unless being slightly able as an academic, and being highly involved and interested with technological happenings and the workings of technological urm stuff -How can a geek say something so unintelligible?-, and liking sci-fi and other forms of fiction as a whole could warrant this dastardly label? I think not)

-A strong believer in the wise words of some unknown person (Though I’d attribute these wise words to confucious, because he’s asian, and I’m asian, win-win situation); “Our bodies are temples”, and that we have to take care of our bodies. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not metrosexual. Actually, I’m the anti-metrosexual. Maybe it’s because I trashed my body as a kid, being the supposed geek and all, sitting on my ass, and just getting up to move from A to B for food, the idiot boxes, and pseudo-pretend-studying. Trying to make up for lost time I guess. About the metrosexual bullshit. Pink is not the new black people. I’m the new black.

-Passionate about animals, and by virtue of a person disliking animals, I judge the person instantly giving them -100000 armor, -10000 intelligence, -10000 strength, and -10000 agility. Through the prestigious and overly righteous pompous azngeek judgment, the person receives a negative 492,345 brownie points.

-Am not and have not ever really been into alcohol. I have my reasons.

-Aspire to use azngeek as a pimping portal for friends and strangers pimping people all over the world. ;) Sif noob.

-Oh, you might have picked up I’m a gamer. Dungeon keeper, starcraft, warcraft, and counterstrike ftw. Ftw.

Psych

Heyo. Psych here. Azngeek got to go first. I feel disadvantaged. The title… I dont really get. Anyway since this is the bottom half of a pretty lengthy post, I’m counting on all you skimmers to PAY MORE ATTENTION >>>>HERE<<<<

I thought Photoshop could do wonders. I still don’t look like a pr0nstar. Dang. Shameless Asians r pwning the web. Need to practice camwhoring techniques. Not that I’m gonna become one. Lazy people are just not cut out for it. I’ll get straight to the meme-ing. Pointless unless I get a date out of all this mind-wrenching moment of vulnerability. Or I could just type out a bunch of lies and no-one would be the wiser… Hmm..

-My mind falls into the gutter very very often. I have the ability to pervert absolutely regular things. That doesn’t make me perverse. I think sex is extremely subjective and I just happen to view it in a slightly different light than most people. I’m not the only one though. I find more people like me everyday. We’re building an army. Well, no. Obviously.

-Sometimes I get emotional to the point that I just sit in my room with the speakers on almost full blast and just stare at the ceiling until I start seeing spots. Guess it’s a habit left over from when I learned about those burst vessels in your eyes which cause you to see floating objects when you stare at the sky. Once I read about it I just couldn’t stop doing it. Passes the time real quick.

-Read in the papers when I was in primary school about a guy committing suicide after he had his heart broken. I didn’t get it then. I get it now. Never felt suicidal before but I can understand why he did it. Not that it justifies his actions but I don’t think its impossible anymore like I used to. Just a random fact.

-I’m not afraid of getting into any more relationships with girls. Just very very cautious. Its stupid to feel so strongly about someone when you’re so young. So the next time it happens, its gonna be real. I know it.

Now on to the stuff I should have started off with:

-I freagin love horror movies. No matter how lame. Although some lame ones have really pissed me off in the past. I prefer newer Asian ones and classic American ones. The whole IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer, Scream, running away from a guy with a knife thing wore off on me a long, long time ago. Bring on the blue babies, floating heads, possessed girls etc.

-I think I mentioned this before, but I’m masochistic. At least thats the only term in my dictionary which comes close to describing it. It used to be candle wax and stuff. Now it’s evolved into poking myself with blunt objects. Pens etc. I think its starting to get serious. Doubt I’ll start cutting myself. Scarring sucks. I just like non-invasive external pain. For example- breaking a leg or a knife puncture = BAD. Slight bruises and really really hard massages = SO SO GOOD.

-I like alcohol. I’ve never been pissed drunk because I know my limits =) But its nice to let go a little without being a drunk biatch. Unlike Azngeek, I think my body is a wonderland. I jog.. because of boredom and the need to look at the evening sun and the random girls who happen to be out at the same time. Ok sometimes I do it when I feel fat but that doesn’t happen all the time.

-This is longer than expected. Wth, its a Saturday. I love games. Not the sporty kinds. The PC kinds. Graphics with the colourfullness and crispness to make any able-sighted person wonder who ever thought to come up with it. Blizzard and Bullfrog have done all I ever wanted and more. I love them. I probably would be a different person without them. All those days, weeks and months with Starcraft, Warcraft2+3, DK+DK2, Diablo1+2 must have affected me on SOME level. I guess I’ll never know.

Well thats it. Not inspiring nor even interesting at some points. But my job is done. Let this post no be in vain. Hell there are some really weird qualities of mine up there. But then again, I’m just a regular guy so I can’t begin to imagine the things you are hidind =) Lmao. Not accusing. Just musing. Don’t know how this is supposed to end. So. Let’s leave it at that. Edit away Azngeek. Not sure if i left the html in tatters or not. You just Had to use colours didnt ya?