Posted by psych at December 11th, 2006

The island was really great. Beautiful. I mean. Nothing compared to P. Kapas or like Redang and stuff. But theres just so much awesome looking hugeass islands surrounding it. Its just different. Anyways, my awesome 3 day *more like 2 day but wth* vacation began normal. The bus screwed up. It went furthur than we needed to go. An extra hour wasted but that was fine. Missed the first ferry there coz of misinformation and camwhores =). Erm.. reached there at night. Getting the hotel etc was hitchless. Thanks to awesome planning by me.. Ahem. Anyways this post is gonna be an almost moment by moment recall by me. Almost like a journal entry. But who am i kidding. Its not. Read on please.
Almost knocked a cow on the way there. Darn stupid blind huge cow. It was almost pitch black and the roads were crap. Ron was driving. Revved coz there was a huge stretch of empty road in front. The aforementioned cow ran to the middle of the road before realizing it couldnt pass the whole way because of traffic on the other lane. It therefore reversed and that was when Ron hit the brakes. Ppl were screaming like little girls. Who can blame em. We were seriously close. I think we brushed next to the cow when we came to a stop. Jez wasnt filming. That wouldve made a great holiday vid.
Got to hotel. Went out for dinner really late. Thai stuff. Had a sore throat so i was pretty annoyed with it. Awesome lemon/lime warm drink thing was heaven. Argh. Someone bought some smokes. Waste of money imo coz it didnt get used up properly. Bought beer. A bottle of pink vodka Ron suggested cuz it was in some commercial. 5% stuff. Reminded me of some punch drink. Pretty good. Appletinis. Lmao. Got a whatdoyacallit.. carton or beer? Erm.. flashed an old white dude. with the headlights. We saw a whole load of overdressed imo white ppl chiling at a pub thing next to an overpriced but clean beach. We got back to the hotel. Some interesting and some very very bad ghost stories were told. Beers were put in the fridge cuz they were hot. warm whatever. Had tea. Throat still killing me. Ended up sleeping in a bed with two other guys because well.. haha. I had no choice. 2 beds with 5 guys.. Its simple math =). Ron and Jez. Mmm. I think I survived fine.=/

Morning.. woke up later than expected. breakfast etc. Went to the tiniest Megamall I have ever seen in my life. OMFG. Each floor has a parking capacity of what 9 cars? Hell yeah for the pharmacy there. Got throat stuff. Mmmm. Spent some time there.. Got chocs for some very important people. Was gonna go to a supposedly awesome beach next.

Packed up a few beers. Got rammed into by a damn motorcyclist on the way. Well we took the wrong road and was gonna go back. Anyway long story short. The car door was wrecked. Settled the problem with the fucker and his fucking fuck of a motorbike. Those were the longest minutes of my life. Waiting… Paying the car dude made us broke. Seriously broke. Starved the next day. Anyway, finished all the beers and the JD San bought. The best night possibly of my life. Happiness after that crappy day was heaven. CC got slightly out of control. But he threw the lighter out so someone couldnt smoke. Which was good. =) Erm.. I was happy like I said. Neways, I didnt drink that much anyway. Like just enough to get happy and sleep.. Dreamless. Yeah. Woke up. Ferry back, bus back. Ron was pukey.

I have no beautiful island beach pics cuz haha. We didnt do anything beachy except get kinda drunk on the dirty private resort beach. It was pitch black at night so.. not nice beach pics. Maybe next time. That was imo the most awesomest worst trip of my life. Alot of details left out. Like the condoms. Well, lets leave it at that altho its prolly not what youre thinking. I think that was it. The gist anyway. Haha. I smell sex and candy. Marcy playground. Nice song. Gotta go. I need more Warcraft than I’m getting. Bought all my presents. Think i didnt leave anyone out. Saw a transgendered individual in Ikano. or was it IKEA. I forget. pretty obvious imo but not everyone has my keen sense of spotting them. I think I’m free to say that they creep me out even tho i think im very very open. Very open. Gots to go. AZNGeeks still not done with exams ithink. He left me pretty lonely here.

btw, heroes is nice. very nice. its like what i wanted lost to be before it became fucked up. if it doesnt change, i think i’ll watch it until it ends. =)

oh yeah. the ferry back had a movie playing. a 9/11 show. i learnt a new phrase. Out standing Rice. No not Condy. Jeremy=Outstanding Rice. According to the crappy subtitles anyways. Haha. Jez has new name. I want warcraft. And Benny Benassi to be my slave and dj for me every night. dreaming on.
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