Posted by psych at November 4th, 2006

After a long break, Ill give you a good one. A long one, not particularly good, but its good enough for ya. I wont be posting until my exams are over and after comingi back from langkawi. so ill be back in december =) haha. I think… Azn should b back by then so dont stop comin. Here it goes:
OMFG. I think I’m a geek. I never did until recently. Just for fun, I listed out my most geekiest qualities vs my most ungeekiest (akin to what Ross did with Rachel and Julie). I think I just almost quoted from Friends. Meh, nothing wrong there. Btw, you can use the points below to see if you are a geek. You probably are.

  1. I reformat drives (mostly sis’ friends) . AND THEN CHARGE THEM FOR IT! Cause its cheaper than going to the shop to do it. RM50 per job. RM70 for laptops. The mark of a cunning geek. I dont charge friends tho. But that doesnt mean you should call me everytime you need to reformat =) Friends, I do for free.
    I do my friends for free. Haha.I’ll do you for free.. but only if youre my friend. If youre my friend, let me do you..
    Its getting old. Ill stop now.
  2. I know much more about computers than I should. But not as much as alot of people do. Like programming.. Im all like WTTFFF are those characters etc.. Does a geek need to know some programming to be considered a geek? I actually thought that mostly everyone knew how to do things like fix in some RAM, or a gfx card, or a drive, or a processor etc. etc. It never really occured to me that many people are freaked out about touching stuff in there. Touch me there… No.. Im scared to.. What? Seriously? I never thought that was possible! Lmao, I guess you learn new things every day. So.. You want me to touch you there? Yes, please.. Ok.. Omg.. It feels so good. I guess I’m a geek now! *one of the things talking there is a pc if you didnt notice*
  3. My head swims with pleasure when I look at hot modded casings. i think some people still call them CPU’s. I used to until I learned what those were =). If you still do, please stop. It has alot of names.. Chassis? Like cars I guess. Anyway, the cool ones make me feel good. Almost as good as a nice looking girl.

Right. Now for the ungeeko list. Which I had to concentrate to make btw..

  1. I’m crap with alot of computer thingys. Networking, er, Case modding, overclocking, and i dont keep up with anything new. The last updated review on processors i read was the p4EE i think. Is it EE? extreme edition i htink. But duh i know about the duo core. Just havent bothered to look it up to see how it compares with the others. Slong as its new, and has a cool name, i think its good enough.
  2. Same with Graphics cards. Got myself a cheap 6200 cos it was.. well cheap. Didnt bother to look for reviews and stuff. Yep, ive gotten very weird. It was convenient to just buy it and not worry about how itll run weird games like FEAR (which i kinda got bored with). Oh and if FEAR is not a good way to test your card now, that just shows how out of touch i am. At leat i didnt say halo right? or dungeon keeper? DK Is a Great Game. If only I were In Primary School Again Playing It For The First Time. That Afternoon was the Best One Ever.
  3. Try as I might, I dont identify with any true blue self declared geeks. (AznGeeks probably the only one =) ) After all, they make fun of you for not knowing the difference between c++ and java. They laugh when you say you dont remember what gfx card youre using because they all have like ATI XX999(i think that doesnt exist) cards or Nvidia 9990GTXXXX cards. They kick you when you say you dont care about AMD or Intel, and they hit you when you tell them that you have under 150GB of hd space. Haha.

Nah. nothing like that has ever happened. I mean I only know one guy right now in college who actually considers himself a geek. The mind is a powerful tool to invent ways for geeks to torment you. I dont like talking about computer stuff cos i dont know much and dont really want to know any more. On the other hand, my other friends dont know the difference between the bios and the motherboard (roflmao hahaahahahahahaha). -_-

Its almost like being a bisexual in the midst of straight people (my regular friends) and gay people (the geek) (btw i made the geek gay cos i think there are less of them so the ratio is more appropriate.) Azngeek can be gay too. See, its like, choose one, and hear about how someone paid 100 bucks for the mahai guy at the pc shop to reformat his pc or go to the other side and hear about how the new GTS920XX-T2 motherboard has a new twin PCIExpress slot to double the graphics processing power of your system or how the new CreativeSoundBlasterAudigyPrimeContraPrime 9.1 soundcard sounds awesome on their 10 speaker configuration. I like hearing both. So its like having the best of both worlds, but never actually being IN any of those worlds.

Haha. Long rant. Most of it was just me exagerrating but as usual there is some truth*out there* in there. On a totally different note,

BEWARE OF THE GAY HAIRDRESSER IN SUBANG SQUARE.

Just a random community message, from your friendly neighbourhood
pSyCh.

Have a good weekend. And dont forget to disinfect after youre done. Cya in a month or so.