The AznGeek

Posted by psych at November 30th, 2006

Looks like the Geek has been a lazy boy… In need of some spanking to keep up with the postings etc. Heheh. Anyway, I think I may have f’ed up my maths paper. My Final Maths Paper. Doubting about 4 of your answers can’t be a good sign. Its like having come out of surgery (as a surgeon) and thinking… ‘Did I leave the sponge in?’. Well, unlike that dumbass surgeon, I CANT GO BACK AND UNSTITCH THAT DARN WOUND AND TAKE THE DARN SPONGE OUT. Its there. Forever. If the patient gets on ok, good. If not, he dies. Too bad. Its my fault for not taking it out (aka studying more) in the first place. I blame this partially on my less than average maths teacher. Where do I get off comparing myself to a surgeon anyway?

Last day of exams tomorrow. World Issues. One of the best subjects I will ever take. Tucked somewhere underneath chemistry. and moral. Sigh. I miss Mr Teoh. And his challenges. His weird weird weird weird challenges. And his fondness of students.. Fondness.. He and his penchant for giving people advice and not giving any notes.

I lost a few kgs. I’ve been eating like crazy lately. So it doesnt make sense. Fat rice the other day. some vietnamese thing today. and tons of pork mee for god knows how long. that oily indian thing.. like a big.. fluffy, oily ball of hot air of which spelling i have difficulty with. All that = fat fat fat.. starch and stuff. salt, sugar, oil. That + no exercise = weight gain. Then again muscle is heavier than fat. so the fact that i lost so little means that i almost gained back the weight i lost in muscle with fat. I hate the human body. It confuses me. Even though I’ve owned one my whole life. I only recently started to understand the more.. intricate details of the human anatomy.Thank you SuperSizeMe. Thanks for letting me know Exactly how I am killing myself. Heck, Im proud of myself.. Cant remember the last time those vile fries from hell touched my lips. A few months.?
Did you know that for some reason your eyes close the moment you sneeze. Doesnt make much sense.. Its like if the pressure in you nose is reduced in a second by A Lot, inward pressure would force your eyes through your nostrils.. Closed eyelids prevent the pressure from affecting your eyes much.. right?

Speaking of updates, was meaning to post this for quite some time. Gay Scary Pervert of a Hairdresser posted a ROOM TO LET sign. Needless to say, dont go. Didnt check it out properly but if i remember correctly it says STUDENTS underneath. Kid you not. Lots of students there. Makes sense. Easy prey. Damn.

Greys Anatomy is really really really ggood. Its like Scrubs. But with slightly ,more hotness and more blood. LMAO. yea alot more. Saw an ad about it in singapore a long time ago. didnt really care about it. If youre like me when i was stupid. Watch a few episodes. No regrets here so far. LOST lost me halfway through season 2 after it hooked me at S1. GA still rocks. Izzies hot. And Merediths raspy voice is so goddamned unimaginably Sexy. Raspy made it sound disgusting. like an old woman or something. Its not. Its like.. hot raspy.. like argh.. hot. The acting is good. Story is good. A nice grownup show. for grownups =) No wonder im using surgeons in my metaphors. Theyre invading our tvs =) and i likem.

Meredith. ZOMGNESS
Izzie,the Model > Surgeon

Anozah one. Sigh. I need more. I like putting pics in. They r teh colourful. Like butterflies. Like.. Awesomeness. I think im done for the week. Sigh. This post has weird dimensions. Hope it doesnt blow up the page
Anyways, thanks being my slave{s} for the past few minutes [unless you *yes you* just skipped past the words to see the pics.] Shame on you. May the gay hairguy from SS ()*&) you in your dreams. Muahaha. Er.. No. Not that. Im just rambling. As usual. Sigh. Getting Vampire the masquerade bloodlines again. yea i know. Long name. Good game. Replay value is up the roof. Like Warcraft. Lmao. Titan Quest Sucks Donkey Dick. Its great for the first few countries. Then it just spirals down to nothingness. Disappointed me real bad. Multiplayer wouldve been great if not for the random lags. Sigh. Guess Blizzard DOES rule. Diablo 3. Id pay alot of moolah for you. Come soon. Please. Thanks.

Til nx tm,

pSyCh

Posted by azngeek at November 28th, 2006

School’s over. Yet I’m still at school. What’s wrong. I have no idea. I’m bored so here I am, some random rant. Rambling on about a non-existential life. I’m highly unamused. I need to buy stuff. Buy me something.

Posted by psych at November 18th, 2006

Don’t rely on Wiki they say..

Its edited by anyone and almost always contains deliberate mistakes they say..

Well, they’re all kinda wrong.. Saw a mistake in Wikipedia just now. Tiny but funny mistake. Don’t know the significance of that particular sentence but it was random enough to make me think of Queen Latifah.. driving a taxi. Shes brown.. See how it connects?

The awesome thing is that i refreshed the page after like 10 seconds max.. and it was gone! Wikis getting better all the time. So dont judge it on previous mistakes ok?

This is the second time in Wiki where I actually noticed a mistake. I wish I kept that printscreen i made of the Wiki page for Argentina a few months ago. The president/leader’s picture was replaced by.. literally - a hairy asshole. Didnt even know what it was until i zoooomed a lil =)
Exams.. in a week. I’m so ready. right.

Cya online ppl.

pSyCh

ps-dont mind the dirty look of the pic. had to move it around to make it fit.

Posted by azngeek at November 17th, 2006

Shall we? No we shouldn’t. We can’t. We should wait. Really. I mean. You sure. But… what if one day we don’t feel the same anymore. It’s a big commitment. Things won’t be the same. Things will change if we do… are you sure? I’m not sure whether I’m ready. Never done it before. I’m not sure how bendy and flexible it might be. It won’t hurt will it? You promise? Ok. We’ll do it. Lets do it. I’m ready. I think WE are ready.

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Lets exchange network cables….

Posted by azngeek at November 16th, 2006

Today was my last A Level paper. I’m done with school. Sort of. Not really. Maybe. A bit. SHUT UP! FINE. So i’ve got another exam till the 2nd of December. So what.

Big whopping deal. SHUT UP YOU. OMG. I’LL KEEL YOU. WITH MY CHINESE CHOPSTICKS. Ok fine. I won’t kill you. I’m just tempted to kill you. And I did promise you an update. So here’s the update. What can I rant on about. Well. Mmm. Local music I guess. Local music not as in on the Malaysian scene, I’m not there right now, though I’m a local of Malaysia (not a native you fucking dicks, I’m a chinese born malaysian) so yes as I was saying local music. Kiwi music plainly put.

I’d recommend Evermore, Elemeno P, The Feelers, just to name a few for now. And I’ll post more later… hahah sorry about the lazy post, internet mucking up on me

Posted by psych at November 14th, 2006

I found an old poem I wrote a long long time ago. Sometime between the ages of 6 and 10. Its just in one of those extra exercise books kids used to have back then. Here it goes,

I saw a girl in school today,
I wanted to ask her to play,
But I think she will say no,
Therefore, I will not go,
I will not tell anyone,
That will not be fun,
Maybe it will do some good,
To go to her and just act rude.

I modded that a little. To make it make more sense. Kids these days… Grammar mistakes and all.. Jk. My English is and has always been impeccable =p The mod was some smudged words i couldnt make out.
For the life of me I cant remember who the heck that girl was. It mightve been inspired by something I watched.. A movie or on tv or something. But Im sure that poem was not directed at any real classmates of mine. Unless I actually had a kid crush on one of them before actually getting to know them =). Kidding. They’re all great people. Well, not all, but enough of em.

I just thought the site was lonely. Idle blogs are the devils playground. While I have the time, let me just mention the awesomeness of The Waterboy. Watched it a damn long time ago but it still makes me laugh unexpectedly at (expected) scenes. Something like Scary Movie 2 =p Gotta go now.
In the words of Bobby’s Mama, “I Invented Electricity!! Ben Franklin IS THE DEVIL!!!”

What a woman..

pSyCh..>

PS-The new dota hero-the priestess.. looks awesome =)

Posted by psych at November 4th, 2006

After a long break, Ill give you a good one. A long one, not particularly good, but its good enough for ya. I wont be posting until my exams are over and after comingi back from langkawi. so ill be back in december =) haha. I think… Azn should b back by then so dont stop comin. Here it goes:
OMFG. I think I’m a geek. I never did until recently. Just for fun, I listed out my most geekiest qualities vs my most ungeekiest (akin to what Ross did with Rachel and Julie). I think I just almost quoted from Friends. Meh, nothing wrong there. Btw, you can use the points below to see if you are a geek. You probably are.

1. I reformat drives (mostly sis’ friends) . AND THEN CHARGE THEM FOR IT! Cause its cheaper than going to the shop to do it. RM50 per job. RM70 for laptops. The mark of a cunning geek. I dont charge friends tho. But that doesnt mean you should call me everytime you need to reformat =) Friends, I do for free.
   I do my friends for free. Haha.I’ll do you for free.. but only if youre my friend. If youre my friend, let me do you..
   Its getting old. Ill stop now.
2. I know much more about computers than I should. But not as much as alot of people do. Like programming.. Im all like WTTFFF are those characters etc.. Does a geek need to know some programming to be considered a geek? I actually thought that mostly everyone knew how to do things like fix in some RAM, or a gfx card, or a drive, or a processor etc. etc. It never really occured to me that many people are freaked out about touching stuff in there. Touch me there… No.. Im scared to.. What? Seriously? I never thought that was possible! Lmao, I guess you learn new things every day. So.. You want me to touch you there? Yes, please.. Ok.. Omg.. It feels so good. I guess I’m a geek now! *one of the things talking there is a pc if you didnt notice*
3. My head swims with pleasure when I look at hot modded casings. i think some people still call them CPU’s. I used to until I learned what those were =). If you still do, please stop. It has alot of names.. Chassis? Like cars I guess. Anyway, the cool ones make me feel good. Almost as good as a nice looking girl.

Right. Now for the ungeeko list. Which I had to concentrate to make btw..

1. I’m crap with alot of computer thingys. Networking, er, Case modding, overclocking, and i dont keep up with anything new. The last updated review on processors i read was the p4EE i think. Is it EE? extreme edition i htink. But duh i know about the duo core. Just havent bothered to look it up to see how it compares with the others. Slong as its new, and has a cool name, i think its good enough.
2. Same with Graphics cards. Got myself a cheap 6200 cos it was.. well cheap. Didnt bother to look for reviews and stuff. Yep, ive gotten very weird. It was convenient to just buy it and not worry about how itll run weird games like FEAR (which i kinda got bored with). Oh and if FEAR is not a good way to test your card now, that just shows how out of touch i am. At leat i didnt say halo right? or dungeon keeper? DK Is a Great Game. If only I were In Primary School Again Playing It For The First Time. That Afternoon was the Best One Ever.
3. Try as I might, I dont identify with any true blue self declared geeks. (AznGeeks probably the only one =) ) After all, they make fun of you for not knowing the difference between c++ and java. They laugh when you say you dont remember what gfx card youre using because they all have like ATI XX999(i think that doesnt exist) cards or Nvidia 9990GTXXXX cards. They kick you when you say you dont care about AMD or Intel, and they hit you when you tell them that you have under 150GB of hd space. Haha.

Nah. nothing like that has ever happened. I mean I only know one guy right now in college who actually considers himself a geek. The mind is a powerful tool to invent ways for geeks to torment you. I dont like talking about computer stuff cos i dont know much and dont really want to know any more. On the other hand, my other friends dont know the difference between the bios and the motherboard (roflmao hahaahahahahahaha). -_-

Its almost like being a bisexual in the midst of straight people (my regular friends) and gay people (the geek) (btw i made the geek gay cos i think there are less of them so the ratio is more appropriate.) Azngeek can be gay too. See, its like, choose one, and hear about how someone paid 100 bucks for the mahai guy at the pc shop to reformat his pc or go to the other side and hear about how the new GTS920XX-T2 motherboard has a new twin PCIExpress slot to double the graphics processing power of your system or how the new CreativeSoundBlasterAudigyPrimeContraPrime 9.1 soundcard sounds awesome on their 10 speaker configuration. I like hearing both. So its like having the best of both worlds, but never actually being IN any of those worlds.

Haha. Long rant. Most of it was just me exagerrating but as usual there is some truth*out there* in there. On a totally different note,

BEWARE OF THE GAY HAIRDRESSER IN SUBANG SQUARE.

Just a random community message, from your friendly neighbourhood
pSyCh.

Have a good weekend. And dont forget to disinfect after youre done. Cya in a month or so.