Posted by psych at October 30th, 2006

i think im slightly masochistic. I noticed that i love the pain that follows soaking my fingers in hot wax (candle wax), even letting the fire burn them for a second or two. I also love the pain that occurs when inexperienced hands give me a deep massage. They hit the wrong spots and ooomfg it hurts like a bitch. But I dont say a word. Coz Im Lovin It. Its weird. And I dont like all forms of pain. Anything that punctures the skin does not give me pleasure. In fact, I kinda hate it. Guess its all normal there. But I can seriously see how someone can derive pleasure during sex with like whipping and stuff. I mean. It hurts so bad but it feels so good. Right?

Guess Ill never know. Unless someones willing to try it out. Im just kidding. Or am I? I can be the only person who loves a little pain. Wax makes me feel so happy. If you cant tell, I’m half kidding =) Ok Im not. Inm not afraid to say it. Im slightly masochistic. And it feels good. It actually feels good. Maybe Im not the only one? Have you ever considered putting your fingers in hot wax? Try it. You might like it. If you already like it, tell the world.. After all, Im guessing that thats pretty much as interesting as people can get eh?

Ahhaa. Typety. Type. Typy. I want more wax. Oh, really good post coming up sometime in the future. Keep checking for updates =0

pSyCh

Posted by azngeek at October 29th, 2006

I’m looking at you through the glass
Don’t know how much time has passed
Oh God it feels like forever
But no one ever tells you that forever feels like home,
sitting all alone inside your head

How do you feel, that is the question
But I forget you don’t expect an easy answer
When something like a soul becomes initialized
And folded up like paper dolls and little notes
You can’t expect a bit of hope
So while you’re outside looking in describing what you see
Remember what you’re staring at is me

Cause I’m looking at you through the glass
Don’t know how much time has passed
All I know is that it feels like forever
But no one ever tells you that forever feels like home,
sitting all alone inside your head

How much is real, so much to question
An epidemic of the mannequins contaminating everything
We thought came from the heart,
But never did right from the start
Just listen to the noises (null and void instead of voices)
Before you tell yourself
It’s just a different scene
Remember its just different from what you’ve seen….

I’m looking at you through the glass
Don’t know how much time has passed
And All I know is that it feels like forever
But no one ever tells you that forever feels like home,
sitting all alone inside your head
Cause I’m looking at you through the glass
Don’t know how much time has passed
And all I know is that it feels like forever
But no one ever tells you that forever feels like home,
sitting all alone inside your head

And it’s the stars
The stars that shine for you
And it’s the stars
The stars that lie to you yeh ya ……..

I’m looking at you through the glass,
don’t know how much time has passed ,
Oh God it feels like forever,
but no one ever tells you that forever feels like home,
sitting all alone inside your head…

Cause I’m looking at you through the glass,
don’t know how much time has passed ,
All I know is that it feels like forever,
but no one ever tells you that forever feels like home,
sitting all alone inside your head…

And it’s the stars
The stars that shine for you yeh ya
And it’s the stars
The stars that lie to you yeh ya
And it’s the stars
The stars that shine for you yeh ya
And it’s the stars
The stars that lie to you……. yeh ya

Who are the stars?
Who are the stars?
They lie…

Posted by azngeek at October 29th, 2006

Said i’d take a break, but I thought I’d sneak a post in on a Sunday. Today, went for Sunday coffee with my dad, at the usual cafe joint. They’ve got a new barrista. And oh my god. Dressed in a black tank top, with perfectly fitting black khakis. Oh my did it accentuate her perfect figure. A caucasian young woman, with a sexy petite build, very much an asian figure. I guess I will be going back for more coffee on Sunday. Any ideas on how to approach the beautifully divine one , hope she’s single probably not though… But she puts the F in fine… silly non sensical rant

By the Azngeek

Posted by psych at October 18th, 2006

Pulled some tendon thingy in my neck… Woke up to find my head hanging off my bed. Moving it hurt like hell. I look slightly retarded now cos I have to turn my whole body around while keeping my head extremely straight when talking to someone on my right. It’s become second nature. I’m not whining. I know its not a big deal. I’m not gonna start parking in those disabled spots. I doubt Ill be driving much until I can actually turn my head. Count dota out too. Any free time I have will have to be spent in the library. Studying. I require large amounts of creening my neck over so I can shout/talk to someone a few comps over while I cyber (NOT SEX!!!)

Did that get your attention? Or did you just skim past the sex part and came right here…?

Now on to the good stuff. Something extremely important. Its even more important than nature and the environment =) Not. You know theres nothing more important than trees.. and the ocean.. and the birds.. and the bees.. Pun intended 100%

So it seems that Rice just reaffirmed that the US WILL DEFEND JAPAN AGAINST NORTH KOREA AT ALL COSTS!!

Thats basically like saying dont build weapons to protect yourself because we are scared you might use it against us someday. Btw, you dont really need them because we have em and are willing to test them when you are attacked =DDD

That was just a cheap shot at the US. I prefer them to NK anyday. Maybe China will join in the nuclear barrage once N.Korea lets loose? Japan will be left… well pretty much how the US left them some time ago.. What a twist. Who woulda thunk it? Can you imagine what would happen after the North bombs the South? First of all the NK citizens (who are wholly retarded and not deserving of any symphaty whatsoever) will be informed by the government that THE WORLD IS OUT TO GET US!!!! SOUTH KOREA BOMBED US!! JAPAN BOMBED US!!  USA BOMBED US!! WE MUST FIGHT!! OR DIE!!!

The people will stand firm by their country while the US and maybe Europe? opens a large can of whoopass on them. Btw, the people are not to blame. They know no better. Theyre just unlucky enough to be born a few km north. Damn that northern wind..

Dont mind the verbalized thoughts up there. Just typing as fast as my brain thinks. Therefore, as usual, they are not fact checked and not thought fully through. But reflect my personal feeling about that issue. MY NECK HURTS LIKE A BITCH!!!! OMG ITS BAD. I wanna rest my head on someones shoulders. But itll hurt too much. There I go again. Ill stop before I type something embarassing. I still like Barney. I never stopped loving him/it!

Cheers.

pSyCh

Posted by azngeek at October 15th, 2006

Well here’s the azngeek bidding you farewell till the 16th of November. Pscyh should still be keeping this site updated but I think I’ll be a bit busy till then. Don’t miss me too much people. Will miss you amazing readers. Non-existential as you maybe.

 Azngeek

Posted by azngeek at October 7th, 2006

You know what really grinds my gears. Products denoted with the words “lite”, “zero”, “diet”, “sugar-free”, and for you fucking pepsi drinkers. Pepsi “Max”. “B-b-butttt, it’s because you know. I need to keep my figure.”

Wrong you moron. For anyone who actually thought of that. You are wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Die now and do us all a favor. So as I was saying. W-T-F is wrong with you shit for brains people. Why buy shitty products like that? “Oh I’m counting my calories” says the guy behind me. Now where is my tazer. I’ll freagin taze some sense into that imbecile. *sets to high voltage-omfg-this-is-going-to-hurt-me-more-than-it-will-hurt-you*

Or for once. I could be wrong. And you could be in a lot more pain than me. I don’t really mind. Just so long as I can shove some high voltage up your ass, I’m all good. All happy. But I guess we can’t do much about the morons who go out and buy the said products. Even if you did gas all of them. The offspring of the more sensical ones, will then de-evolve, and will continue to purchase the said products. So what’s the only other option apart from destroying the entire human race? Hmmm. It’s a toughie. I can’t think of a way. I’m stumped. For once. Or twice. Bleh. Shut up.

Soooo. If we can’t beat em’, I say join them. I have the most diabolical-EVEL plan to beat these fuckers at their own game. And I’ll call it. Super-Lite-Diet-Zero. SLDZ for short. Pronounced as se-le-de-ze. Se-Le-De-Ze. You feel me? Right.

So what is the said Se-Le-De-Ze? It’s better than all the fagoty products out there. Diet Coke. Pffbt. Pepsi Max. Please. Pringles Lite? Don’t make me laugh. Here’s the SLDZ to rule them all. One product to rule them. One product to bind them. One product to make my asian ass rich. I still have not actually revealed what, SLDZ is, have I? So keep on reading.

SLDZ, is all those fucked up versions of some good products (with the exception of pepsi. You guys suck big hairy monkey balls), put into one. Much like captain planet. Only. SLDZ is more environmentally friendly. And it’ll make me big bucks.

So think about it. What do all those products have in common? Apart from being a shittier version of the original? And sucking big hairy monkey balls? *slaps forhead* You morons still haven’t picked it up yet? Do I have to point everything out myself. Gah. The lower calorie count, the lower percentage of fat content, the good feeling of eating something that’s bad for you but you can deny it because of the clever/fucked up advertising with the label “lite, etc as above” So the product I proposed, SLDZ, will be what I call that thing I’ve just placed in your hands reader.

Yes you heard me. I’ve just given you all SLDZ over the in-ter-web. You all have it. I’ve given you a free sample. (I can sell it virtually too! Am I going to be rich or what) You can’t see it? Because you are far too inferior intelectually, so your sense of smell, and sight can’t pick it up. Now, shove it in your mouth. Mmm.mmm good. Finger licking good. Better than anything I’ve ever/You’ve ever tasted. And plus. This is a truly guilt free snack. Zero calories, is an even shittier version of the original product(s) (People are so going to buy SLDZ), and it’ll give you an even better feeling that you aren’t actually shoving shit down your throat. SO is this an amazing plan or what. And plus. think about the marketing potential.

Competitors work with just one-uno-fuc-ked-word. We have 4 at our disposal. Super-Lite-Diet-Zero. How is anyone going to beat that? How is it going to even be possible to beat that. Exactly. You can’t. And we can strike a deal with the superheroes of the realm. After all. This product is super. And then I’ll be rich. And I’ll be all pimp and shit. And sexy. And and desirable!

Note : Hi fellow readers. Meet my alter ego. AznSneak. Quite the debut, don’t you think? He’s almost as creative as I am. Go AznSneak
(edit)

(edit AGAIN) Fuck you azngeek. I mean. I’m azngeek

(edit AGAIN AGAIN) Stfu aznsneak you noob. You have been revealed to the entire in-ter-web

(edit AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN) ZOMG. You mofo. I’m going to taze your ass azngeek.

(edit AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN) Bring it bitch. I’ll pop a cap in yo’ ass yo!

*bam bam bam* Noooo. *whimper* Gahhh. Not the tazer. Bzzzt. Ahhhh. Not the belt. NOT THE BELT. *Crash* *Boom *Bang*

Talk about a short debut. I think that might be the last of aznsneak. Azngeek has prevailed! Or not… dum dum dum, or maybe I’m aznsneak pretending to be azngeek. The plot thickens.

Azngeek (Or AM I?)

PS: For any of you that didn’t pick it up. The title is an allusion toward the phrase “hit you where the sun don’t shine” or not

Posted by psych at October 7th, 2006

I’d hate to be a sissy and quote a chick flick… but seriously, aren’t some chick flicks poignant in their own special way? Like the above title for example.. interesting humour (My first exposure to sex in the cinema -_-) and interesting characters with an somewhat cliched, predictable plot. Who are you kidding? If you wanted a heart and thought-provoking movie/show you would’ve instead opted for.. say Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, Six Feet Under (Its Awesome. I Am Going To Rant About This One Day And NoOne Can Stop Me), The Virgin Suicides, American Beauty[zomg], Dead Poet’s Society etc etc you get me.

Chick Flicks are fun shows you watch with female(s). However, dont let that statement discourage you from watching it with your.. guy friends. They won’t make you bat for the other team. I think I can vouch for that. Never tried it though. You’ll never know…

Anyways i found the cd a few days ago and rewatched it. The endish part where she states the ten things she hates about the dude never really clicked with me before.. keep in mind that I watched it when i was young.. before high school. Anyway, having grown up a little. It kinda made sense. Every word seemed critical enough to make a point. Every single thing she said made perfect sense even though it used to sound like crap that rhymed.

I hate the way you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick.
It even makes me rhyme.
I hate it...
I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh;
Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're not around
And the fact that you didn't call,
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you;
Not even close;
Not even a little bit;
Not even at all.

*tear* ZOMG OPRAH MOMENT!!

Its just that good. Like jigsaw puzzle pieces.. fitting together. Most of those lines minus the combat boots etc feel right at home to me. Feel the same? You must be growing up too. Have A Nice Weekend.

pSyCh

Posted by sunon88 at October 4th, 2006

I’m sorry for not posting for quite some time. Blogging is really not my thing, but posting once in a while is not too bad. Few happening things in my life let me put it in sequence.
1. Exam just over

2. Course ending in 2 months.

3. I like this girl from the course.

4. Actually i like tons of them.

6. I haven’t make my move yet. (doubt i will)

7. I’m sure gonna regret this.

Ooh, thanks azngeek, for being so patient when i didn’t post. You rock.

Posted by azngeek at October 1st, 2006

Song: Seasons Of Love Lyrics

COMPANY
525,600 minutes, 525,000 moments so dear. 525,600 minutes - how do you measure,
measure a year? In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights, in cups of coffee. In
inches, in miles, in laughter, in strife. In 525,600 minutes - how do you
measure a year in the life?
How about love? How about love? How about love? Measure in love. Seasons of
love.

SOLOIST 1
525,600 minutes! 525,000 journeys to plan. 525,600 minutes - how can you measure
the life of a woman or man?

SOLOIST 2
In truths that she learned, or in times that he cried. In bridges he burned, or
the way that she died.

COMPANY
It’s time now to sing out, tho the story never ends let’s celebrate remember a year in the life of friends. Remember
the love! Remember the love! Remember
the love! Measure in love. Seasons of love! Seasons of love.