Posted by psych at September 29th, 2006

Thats what I think Thai girls-for-hire are taught to say. Naww.. I just couldnt think of a better title =) I LOVE THAI PPL..! Well.. I love tom yam. And .. those other things.

Just an interesting convo i had just now that I wanna share. Share cos I care. Care cos of the stare.. Stare.. beware.. pear? Posting cos its seriously one of the weirdest conversations ive had in a long long time. The previous one being with Azngeek a long time ago but probably too vulgar even for you pr0n addicted freaks visiting this site=)

(6:51 PM) jon: o0.. i have no idea what a barebone is lol
(6:51 PM) Tim - Azngeek: you know
(6:52 PM) Tim - Azngeek: like shuttles
(6:52 PM) Tim - Azngeek: those small desktops?
(6:52 PM) Tim - Azngeek: squarish
(6:52 PM) jon: hmm.. ….. small.. desktops.
(6:52 PM) Tim - Azngeek: http://au.shuttle.com/Product/Barebone/brb_default.asp
(6:52 PM) Tim - Azngeek: these thingies
(6:53 PM) jon: zomg so cute
(6:53 PM) Tim - Azngeek: lol
(6:53 PM) Tim - Azngeek: wtf
(6:53 PM) Tim - Azngeek: ahhaha
(6:53 PM) jon: seiously =) cute like buttons
(6:53 PM) jon: or something
(6:53 PM) Tim - Azngeek: right
(6:53 PM) jon: haha
(6:54 PM) jon: not really. but theyre sweet looking
(6:54 PM) jon: like really fat and adorable
(6:54 PM) jon: soft toys
(6:54 PM) jon: hug em
(6:54 PM) Tim - Azngeek: lol
(6:54 PM) Tim - Azngeek: you are sick
(6:54 PM) jon: -_-. u just dont see them for what they are
(6:55 PM) Tim - Azngeek: lol they are portable-ish, and are beasts of grunt
(6:55 PM) Tim - Azngeek: :P
(6:55 PM) Tim - Azngeek: sort of like a portable prostitute
(6:55 PM) Tim - Azngeek: that you can keep in your closet
(6:55 PM) Tim - Azngeek: and take out when you need to
(6:55 PM) Tim - Azngeek: like a dwarf prostitute!
(6:55 PM) Tim - Azngeek: zomg!
(6:55 PM) jon: and innocent looking.. and so not prostitutish.. they r like… the tech equilvalent to cotton candy
(6:55 PM) jon: OMG
(6:55 PM) jon: no u didnt
(6:56 PM) jon: not a dwarf whore!
(6:56 PM) Tim - Azngeek: lol
(6:56 PM) Tim - Azngeek: gimli?
(6:56 PM) Tim - Azngeek: hahahahahhaha
(6:56 PM) Tim - Azngeek: fuck
(6:56 PM) Tim - Azngeek: my brains being eaten away
(6:56 PM) Tim - Azngeek: : \
(6:56 PM) jon: ewww
(6:57 PM) jon: a sexgimli
(6:57 PM) jon: sex toy
(6:57 PM) jon: muahahaa
(6:57 PM) Tim - Azngeek: this is a weird conversation
(6:57 PM) Tim - Azngeek: i guess it’s because you are weird
(6:57 PM) Tim - Azngeek: oh yea
(6:57 PM) Tim - Azngeek: can you tell me somethign?
(6:58 PM) jon: id tell u anything
(6:58 PM) jon: i love you
(6:58 PM) jon: !
(6:58 PM) jon: !
(6:58 PM) Tim - Azngeek: lol
(6:58 PM) jon: go on…
(6:58 PM) Tim - Azngeek: it’s been eating at  me
(6:58 PM) Tim - Azngeek: i saw that picture you posted up
(6:59 PM) jon: and..
(6:59 PM) jon: u wanna know who>
(6:59 PM) Tim - Azngeek: of your msn contact list, ahahha which category do i fall under?
(6:59 PM) Tim - Azngeek: LOL
(7:00 PM) jon: close friends man duh =)
(7:01 PM) Tim - Azngeek: zomg! *big emo tear*
(7:01 PM) jon: yay lets hug
(7:01 PM) Tim - Azngeek: in the shower?
(7:03 PM) jon: full force
(7:03 PM) jon: get all wet
(7:03 PM) jon: and steamy
(7:07 PM) Tim - Azngeek: the last thing i posted was about the red thing
(7:08 PM) jon: ahh. the red thing. i actually thought you were serious
(7:08 PM) Tim - Azngeek: LOl
(7:08 PM) jon: so i couldnt believe you were weirded out that i hated clowns haha
(7:08 PM) jon: ELMO@!!
(7:08 PM) Tim - Azngeek: lol you should post up about the clowns!!
(7:09 PM) Tim - Azngeek: i still don’t get why clowns are scary… lol
(7:09 PM) Tim - Azngeek: elmo is aight
(7:09 PM) jon: hmm.. ill need to brace myself for that post. baring my soul
(7:09 PM) Tim - Azngeek: just that i saw one of those toys
(7:09 PM) Tim - Azngeek: lately
(7:09 PM) jon: haha
(7:09 PM) jon: and
(7:09 PM) jon: ?
(7:09 PM) Tim - Azngeek: the ones that go “tickle me!”
(7:09 PM) Tim - Azngeek: training the little children for foreplay lol
(7:09 PM) Tim - Azngeek: ZOMG. Sesame street is so damn perverted
(7:10 PM) jon: …. ur brain.. ur twisted brain
(7:10 PM) jon: its a kids show =)
(7:10 PM) Tim - Azngeek: lol, okay fine. Teaching kids about foreplay!
(7:11 PM) jon: foreplay is a good thing. not enough men know about it
(7:11 PM) jon: but then again only girls play with the tickle me;s
(7:11 PM) jon: soo theyre training lesbos
(7:11 PM) Tim - Azngeek: ooooo
(7:11 PM) Tim - Azngeek: you are a sick bastard you know that
(7:11 PM) Tim - Azngeek: i think that’s what makes azngeek such an amusing site
(7:11 PM) Tim - Azngeek: lol
(7:12 PM) jon: you make me blush. and feel melty inside…

Oo the elmo thing reminds me of a joke.

A woman went to get a job at a factory making Tickle Me Elmo toys. She’s a little slow so naturally she was worried that she would screw things up but she got the job anyway. They were making a new batch of toys and the manager, knowing her condition, gave her the simplest task he could think of. The next day, he went to the assembly line and found her already there, feverishly working on her task. He complimented her on her work attitude and mentioned that hardworking people will not have to wait long to get to the top. It was then that he noticed a small pouch sewn on each and every new Elmo. He saw her sew the pouch on, then place two dried peanuts into it, then sew it shut. He asked her what she was doing.. she replied…

“I’m Giving Each of Them Two TESTICLES!”

Omg that always gets me. I think I read it when I was 12 or something. Haha.

Gots to go.

Weekend of Pwnage Coming Up

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