Posted by psych at September 14th, 2006

First things first, on the train with this guy (Aaron) who I’ve known since about 6 years ago, and who seems perfectly reasonabally average. I sat down on an empty seat after a half hour of standing. I asked myself out loud why I waited so long to grab the seat. He said nonchalantly,

“You waited until that hot guy’s ass was off the seat”

“Waddafuck?”

“Er, nononono”

“Wtf did you just say man? OMG I KNEW IT!”

“No, I meant, You waited till that guy’s hot ass was off the seat”

I just looked straight at him at this point. Waiting for him to realize that he messed up again.

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Nothing.

Then..

“NONONONO. Nonono. WARM ASS! WARM ASS!”

Er warm ass? Still sounds kinky to me, eh?

It’s too late anyway dude. Your subconscious knows things.. Scary things…

But I knew it from day 1. And I’m fine with it. I’m a good friend. Go Aaron, and spread your homosexuality on the streets of your gay world! May your gay wings spread and surround the world with gayness. May the guy and his hot ass fill your days with ecstacy.

Mmm. That took longer than expected. The only reason I did it was cos he asked me not to. Those of you who know more than 1 Aaron from Klang. Think small.

Nah no offense. Hes not gay (YES HE IS!) He is as straight as a (GAY GUY!) regular straight guy (GAYGAYGAY)

Ahh damn making fun just got unfun.-_- Got a quiz in the morning.

And, I wish gay peeps the best. There should be more gay people in the world. I mean, look at Elton, and er…. er….. er….. er….. er….. er…… Freddie Mercury… and er.. er.. I seriously cant think of any more.. Which is weird… Im sure I know more than that… Oh thats right and Tom Cruise.

May your partners give you all the Brokeback(ouch) lovin youll ever need.

Me Gonna Sleep.

PS- AZNGEEK YOU R TEH PIMP. TEH MONYET IZ TEH L33T.
Nitez all.

pSyCh