Posted by azngeek at September 10th, 2006

A fat mofo middle aged who sits in front of his computer all day and watches porn. Actaully not quite. Except for the fat part, and being on the computer. And the porn. No fuck the porn. I don’t need it. My imaginary girlfriend gives it to me good. Or not. (not to the porn and the imaginary girlfriend, though I wish I had one, YOU WOULDN’T DENY ME OF AN IMAGINARY ONE WOULD YOU GOD? I MEAN, I CAN’T HAVE A REAL ONE…SOOOOOO HOW ABOUT AN IMAGINARY ONE?)… yea, I hear you, I’m not good enough. It’s always the same story. *wince* And you wonder what goes through the azngeek’s head constantly, don’t you….

Anyways, yea home baked cookies. I love home baked cookies. Especially when they are so god damn gluttinously good. There’s two stages when it comes to cookie eating.

BC (Before Cookie)
And then you have
AC (After Cookie)
Yeap guys. the two stages. BC and AC.  Well if you guys are wondering how the azngeek looks like. It’s very much 24/7 AC. All those tasty home baked cookies are all mine! That’s right bitches. All mine. Mineeee. Yayyyy. I think i’ll die when I’m 25 of a clogged arteri, or other heart complications. Meh. Yea. I’m fat. Really fat. But fat people are cool. Fat people were fat, before phat was phat. So fuck off. And step off.

Time for more AC.

Azngeek