Posted by azngeek at September 9th, 2006

You know what really grinds my gears people? Well apart from my younger sister who refuses to take advice and constantly rebutts with the same old line. “Why would you care anyways, You never cared!” when she stupidly doesn’t know that I know about things, about the stupid acts and doings that would put her in absolute shit with the parents, and have kept it to myself for I see no good that can come from it letting it out in the open. Yea. But fuck it, ok, I’ve had it. Time after time. I think she’ll just have to learn from her mistakes as grave as they may become. I can’t give a rats ass. I probably shouldn’t digress from the actual rant though, heh.

So yes, what am I to rant about eh? Well, if god should smite people, he should seriously consider smiting teenage girls who eat so impossibly slow and waste at least half their food that they order. Like, come on, think about all the starving kids in Ethiopia. And what really gets me is when these lala-bitches (they are most probably strong “advocates” for charity, (good for popularity contests) for god knows what reasons, they can’t even take care of themselves properly) lecture you on their values and how they are so fucking right in their ways. It really gets me worked up. Fuck you. I don’t need to listen to you fucking whine. I don’t give a shit. No one gives a shit. I don’t give a flying rats ass that you think you are the shit.

So, they eat impossibly slow, in my asian case, the asian girls eat 10 grains of rice and chew 200000000+1 times, and then they only eat fucking half or a quarter of what they order, and they take blimming 10000 times longer than everyone else at the table, and they don’t even blink. They don’t even show any remorse. No form of humility, and self respect. These fucktards should be jailed, and be forced to eat shit as a rehabilitation program so when they come out, at least they’ll appreciate food and not waste it, and will eat at a reasonable speed.

Steps to recovery

  1. Admitting you have a problem
  2. Seeking support and help from family and friends
  3. Growing a brain
  4. If all else fails, kill yourself, because the world needs less morons like you

I’ve had an angry depressing weekend, so shut the fuck up if you have a problem with what I say and start whining about it without anything constructive to say. If you want to argue a point, by all means but I will tolerate no bullshit. I don’t need it. If you find the uncontrollable need go fuck yourself, or go watch your aged wrinkly people porn, and then take deep breaths, and then come back.

Random Quote: “What is FTW? Is it WTF backwards?” -Stupid Ignorant Person- 

NOTE: FTW is for teh win. WTF is what the fuck for any other ignoramuses out there (a new word, ignoramuses -> ignorant person)
Azngeek.