The AznGeek

Posted by azngeek at August 4th, 2006

You SOB. I’m not a lazy bastard you bastard. I’ll chop you up into little irrecognizable pieces and feed you to a pack of stray dogs that have rabies! Actually, I won’t. Meh. Yea, been a busy busy bee, at school non-existential readers. Been missing out on lunch, actually seeing some freagin politicians. As if I really care. Like wtf. *sigh* Stupid people. I hate incompetnece. Did I mention that I hate incompetence? By the way, me and psych will be posting quite often, so yeah. Currently that is. If anyone else would like to join the azngeek family. Leave a comment like below :

Preferably, azn writers. Thus the site name, azngeek. I’m a fucking racist. I know. Don’t have to tell me non-existential readers. Anyways. For the Lol/Tol of the day

The Wine Kone - ur realy hott  http://youtube.com/profile_video_blog?id=E4EC0C8BB18E5EBE

my life is lonely
my lif is sad
i saw the girlfriend
i’ll never have
she smiled at me in her photo
maybe itwas for her cam
but i wont lose no sleep on that
cuz ive got my hand

ur rly hott. ur really hot
youre realy hott, its tru
i saw your face in cyberspace
and you have fantastic boobs
and i want to see you n00d

yea she caught my eye
while surfing online
i could see from myspace that she was
probly bi
and that made me like her oh so much more
thats when i wanted to make her my little wh0re

your realy hot ur realy hot
ur rly hott, its true
i saw your face in cyberspace
and i dont know about u
but i think that we should screw
ur raelly hot, youre realy hott
ur really hottt, it’s truue
you make me want to do bad things to yur face
i realy think that i should be with you
but it’s time to face the truth
i will never get with u

Azngeek

Note: psych, i understand… sigh poor cat… *whispers FUCKER you psych gahhhh * …. mmm nah really. It’s ok. And by the way. I DO NOT JUST LIKE CATS YOU FAGOT. I LIKE DOGS TOO. AND OTHER ANIMALSS :ROWR:… crappy rant. Will post again soon. Keep on refreshing non-existential readers.

EDIT : I actually have a cool Terry Brooks book in hand, The Word and The Void Wiki it

Posted by psych at August 3rd, 2006

Hey guys. I don’t blame anyone for not coming here anymore. I’m surrounded by lazy bastards [no offense =)] who don’t post for days on end. Me included I guess. Dontcha just hate lazy people…. I’ve been trying all week long to remember all those really awesome songs from the 90’s I used to listen to on the radio and download them. Only got around to a few. The ones I do remember during the day I forget to write down and as a result get sucked back into that awesome vortex of information that is my outrageously perfect brain. For your benefit, here they are:

1. Matchbox 20 - Push
2. Third Eye Blind - How’s It Going To Be
3. The Verve Pipe - The Freshmen
4. The Wallflowers - One Headlight
5. Cranberries - Animal Instinct
6. Oasis - Wonderwall
7. Blur - Song 2
8. Soul Asylum - Runaway Train
9. The Smashing Pumpkins - 1979
10. Spin Doctors - Two Princes
11. Alanis Morissette - You Oughta Know

Yeah I know. They’re great songs. Familiar cos they recieved alot of airplay in their day (how else do you expect a child of less than 12 years to hear them back then?) If you were growing up in the 90’s, these songs probably will remind you of a simpler time. One where all you did was wake up, go to school to pretty much have fun, go home. Rinse repeat repeat repeat. It does that to me anyway. Almost hypnotic once my eyes are closed. Amazing stuff. The list is long but these ones do the best job. Nostalgiaticishsongs. Gives me the chills.

Oh yea. On to serious real life issues. I killed a cat two days ago. Going not more than 65 on a straight goddamn road.  It just darted out in one freaking second. Maybe even less than a second from a bush beside the road right in front of me. I saw later that there was another cat behind it so I guess one was running away from the other or something? No idea. I’m clueless when it comes to feline social behaviour. Anyway, I braked really hard the second I saw it. Heard the screeching. No cars behind me so I was pretty much alone with a possibly dead cat on the road. Manoeuvred to the side, got out. It was dead allright. Thank god it wasnt twitching/suffering etc. Pretty sure that would’ve made the situation worse. Not gonna describe it though. Not too gruesome. Just makes me feel really guilty. I know The Azngeek loves animals to death (cats .. cats.. cats) but even he knows that animals can be as dumb as heck sometimes and due to physics, they die. Heck, I love animals too. I would’ve done anything not to hit that darn cat. I kinda realized I wouldve hit it no matter what I did. Maybe if I  swerved to the right all the way… Eh. No dif right? Sigh. Anyway that was my guilt rant. Showered for an hour when I got home. Still felt dirty. It was inevitable but just knowing that I took the life of an animal just gets me slightly down. I moved the corpse to the side of the road btw. Didnt want motorists smashing it more. A useless gesture at getting its forgiveness. Pretty sure(hoping anyway) it was a stray cos it wasnt collared. Doesn’t mean much but theres a good chance it was. Heres to the cat I banged(omfg pervs). May it rest in peace. May it not haunt me at night. May I never drive over 30 ever again lest I kill more animals.
Heres to hoping animals dont dart in front of me ever again. And if they do, may they either be far enough for me to brake in time, or really really really lucky. Was gonna blog about something else but for the life of me cant remember what. Maybe dota? Nah. That deserves a whole post on its own. I might not be kidding there. Hell yeah I am.
Ooo another thing, Utopian Age number kajazillion and one is gonna start in a while. By next week I hope. Just a heads up to all those people who wanted to play utopia, but were afraid to ask how and when.
http://games.swirve.com/UTOPIA/

Eh, I give up, was hoping I would remember that thing I forgot but it looks like its not gonna happen. Tis posts long anyways. Tests tomorrow. Whats new? S’long invisipeeps.

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