Posted by azngeek at August 26th, 2006

Ok, you know what, I really should be at my books nerding away like a bitch getting high on crack. But I won’t. For you my readers, I shan’t deny you from high quality azngeek content with the high quality azngeek stamp of approval. Not just yet. But today might just be the last day of me posting for a week and a half. I’ll get to nerding as soon as soon as the azngeek unleashes the wrath of his verbal diarohea on you non-existential readers though he’s seriously beginning to doubt his readers as being completely non-existential.(speaking in third-person is stupid. back to first-person-speek!)The comments seem real. Almost too real. I remember when azngeek.com first started out, as thought it was yesterday.*whispers* I commented on my own post, with varying aliases, to boost my diminshing ego. Ok, fine I didn’t post my own comments. But that’s something all together. I digress. Back on topic to the beefu mobile! What is beefu you might be asking yourself (or more interestingly porn balls), you not-so-very-non-existential readers. Well, I’m here to talk about one of my favorite chinese joints. Some of the best Chinese in the southern hemisphere. They cook good chinese. Mmm chinese. Cook those little asian babies!!!! I mean. Urm. They cook amazing chinese food! =P Though I did hear from somewhere that azn babies taste sweet and sour (that’s an ongoing joke between some of the guys that I doubt any of you will get) (I think it’s quite weird how people say, eat chinese, or cook chinese. It has two meanings. One with a very much more cannibalistic undertone)
Soooo… urm back on topic. As per usual, I stray like a urm.. stray urm dog? So urm bout this place which serves awesome food. They have an awesome Maître d’. Why? Because she’s efficient, she has made an art of taking orders, she keeps customers happy, knows how to treat them. She’s just all around amazing at her job, but most of all, she has great fantabulous entertainment value! My family are regulars at the place, but the Maître d’ never ever fails to induce a few chuckles from the ever so serious and anal retentive azngeek who is definately holier than thou art. How? Mmm, I’ll let the conversation below taken place during the ordering of food speak for itself :

Maître d’: What would you rike tonight?
Mr. A : Urm what would you recommend?
Maître d’: Would you rike meat?
Mr. A : Ok, yea meat sounds good.
Maître d’: How about some beefu!? (she meant beef)
Mr. A : Mmm maybe some pork bla bla bla
Maître d’: Ok sir. Would you rike some porn balls?
Mr. A : *wtf look inscribed across face of Mr.A* Porn balls?
Maître d’: Points at menu, under the seafood section*
Mr. A : PRAWN BALLS! OHH
Maître d’: One porn balls?
Mr.A : Ok porn balls sound fine… (he’s crying inside. He must be. Crying so hard from all that painful laughing that he’s surpressing right this instant)
Maître d’: bla bla bla
Mr.A : bla bla bla (finishes up on ordering)

The end! So. Anyone up for some Porn balls? By the way, I should add that the place does awesome fly porn balls! (fried prawn balls) :p

azngeek