The AznGeek

Posted by azngeek at July 10th, 2006

Judgemental post on the way non-existent readers. Very judgemental… went out to a burger joint for lunch yesterday, if you must know burger fuel at Parnell, possibly THE best mid range burgers known to man kind, burgers ranging around the 8-12 dollar range. AND PLUS it’s not the cheap-nasty-plastic-stuff you get from other fast food joints like, McDeath, Killed-Fucked-Colon, etc. Off topic again. Mmmmm so yes where does the SLUT come in? Woah there, move your hands away from that thing! Geez! I don’t need no number threes here non-existent male readers. So yes as I was saying, I ordered a bitch, no no no, the burger was called “bitchin” to be precise, *licks chops* tasty chicken, generous serving of lettu- fuck, off topic again. Sooooooooooo as I was eating my burger, this group of three… extremely…. —- white boys come in, with matching jeans worn low down, dawning on IDENTICAL black puffy kathmandu jackets, who were all ugly mother fuckers who thought they were cool because they had pimp(actually not so pimp jackets)… moving along now, yea yea, those morons ruined my appetite, so I thought they deserved some mentioning… soooooooooo then comes a group of three… sheep!?WTF.. I mean three white girls, all who were fairly attractive young women. Nothing wrong here yet right? Yea nothing wrong, except I assume the alpha girl, who was wearing a green tee shirt, and white track bottoms. THOSE WHITE TRACK BOTTOMS WERE TRANSPARENT HOLY COW! I MEAN BLOODY LITERALLY TRANSPARENT SHIT WTF… PUBLIC PLACE BITCH!!!!111oneoneoneeleven…. sure she was hot and all…. but think about all the little children! DAYMN! Little kids walk along Parnell too holding on to their parents hands for guidance, to only have their innocence DEFILED by the blasphemo-… meh what am I talking about. They are girls. I’m a guy. They are hot girls. I’m a guy. They are hot girls with the leader girl having a transparent track bottom, and DARE I sAY IT, dawned a Gee-FUCKING-string!!!(Pffbt… she’ll probably end up shagging K-fed or something look what happened to Britney!) Shiet….. Ok fine, it’s still disgusting… >.< man… white people pffffbt, at least us asians have honor, and humility. THEY BRING SHAME TO THEIR ANCESTORS! Ok rant ends here. Because you know what they say “You can’t spell slaughter, without l-a-u-g-h-t-e-r”… that wasn’t the slightest bit coherent, was it? Signing off, Azngeek

Posted by azngeek at July 7th, 2006

Well, I was having my shower non-existential readers, and something came to mind. You all know I’m asian right? Right. (Actually I’m from Alaska, there all white people look Asian, but don’t tell anyone, shhhhhhh) As I was saying, as I was having my shower, an Asian suddenly came to mind. Not me, heh though I do think of me while I shower, every part of me as I run my… GAHHHH GET THE FUCKING IMAGES AWAY FROM ME!!! WAIT! SO AS I WAS SAYING, an Asian guy named urm… lets call him Kimchi for names sakes, just because I shouldn’t shove names up here without his/her permission! (Note, I am not prejudiced against koreans, or maybe I am, another time for another story)

So yes, Kimchi is your average normal Asian guy. Possibly less average than normal, but lets try to keep some coherent flow here people. So Kimchi thinks he’s really cool, the bees knees, the hip tip, the cool fool, and urmmmm the … the gangsta wanka(that didn’t rhyme, but it’s there anyways, but because I have no readers it doesn’t matter what I write) So yes, Kimchi hangs out with “The White Kids”, he’s their croney. He thinks he’s their friend and he’s a try hard in every aspect possible. I bet all you non-existent readers can relate, all of you have that try hard friend… but yes so Kimchi here follows everythingggggggg “The White Kids” teach him. Having not very proficient control of the English Language and “The White Kids” as mentors equates to stomache aching laughter.

(For you non-existent readers that are kids PLEASE move your mouse to the top right hand corner and click on the little x sign, and your mommy will give you candy!)

The story continues. Sooooo “The White Kids” think it’ll be fun to teach Kimchi to swear. But not normal swearing. Butttt Xtreme!!!111oneoneeleven Swearing holy cowwwww what’s that you ask! Well Xtreme!!! Swearing is having a vocabulary consisting of You,Suck,Fuck,Fucker, Mom, Mother, Dad, Donkey, Dick, Pussy, Your, and My. Limited voacabulary but with Kimchi’s brain capacity, I think he should be commended for memorizing so many words. So yes Xtreme!!! Kimchi is unleased onto the world one fateful day.

He greets the younger kids at the school, and being asian Kimchi has a high affinity for maths and is damn good at it as well (this is debatable, but lets stick with the stereotype first) and he goes through the permutations and combinations of his knowledge of his english vocab. The result? Read on.

Kimchi : Fuck you dad, mother fucker donkey sucker!

and then the kids scurry off in all directions in confusion and fear of the Xtreme!!! Swearing Asian.

So that was Kimchi many many years ago, I don’t know how many, but fast foward to the year 2006. Kimchi sees a group of 7th formers, and he feels the urgent need to deconstruct,destroy and desolate some ego. Kimchi walks up to them confidently and goes:

Kimchi : You suck my mom’s dick fucker!
Deafening 3 second silence, and the whole room bursts out laughing.
Kimchi then tries desperately to save what little pride he has life,
Kimchi : Woot!? Shut the fuck up fuckers!
7th formers : And then suck your mom’s dick? Was that meant to be an insult to yourself?
Kimchi, then runs into the sunset with his tail between his legs. THE END…

Note: Some of this was fiction, except the last conversation, most of it holds true, I know, shocking. Glad I’m not that Asian.

Azngeek

Posted by azngeek at July 6th, 2006

Well, I’m bored, I can’t be stuffed actually doing work/study right now, so here is a compliation of some alternative tracks which I think that you non-existent readers might enjoy. Most of them are all not really well-known, but I guess that’s the beauty of this post. An introduction, an elightment towards the music THE azngeek likes listening to. Before you gasp and go oooo and ahhhh, and gouge your eyeballs out for the fear of me listing down some high-pitched-screechy-asian-pop-artists, rest assured. I may be Asian but I’m not that Asian. *wink* First up on the list :

Loser - Nobody knows
… Another song plays on and on across the radio
reminding me of days that feel so long ago
when I was young I had no one to play the part of me
I learn the hard way how to find myself …

Blue October - Hate Me
…I have to block out thoughts of you, so I don’t lose my head
They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed
Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that I’m alone
Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home
There’s a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my brain…

Cold - When Angels Fly Away
…I’ll make a soldiers decision to fly away
Load my gun, paint my face, call me misery
I can see the sky light up and the ground explode
Got my sights locked down I can see you breathe…

and i think that’ll be all for now except one more

… F4 - Shui Rang Ni Liu Lei

HAHAHHAHAHHAHA HOW MANY OF YOU CLICKED ON THE LINK… DAMN non-existent readers, you guys are absolutely repulsive. Man F4 is by no means music in all aspects, they are like anti-music-bull-crap which can’t be considered music… and I did promise you no asian-screechy-rubbish….. you guys….

Ok signing off. The Azn Geek

Posted by azngeek at July 5th, 2006

Hmmmm, we have the SEA games, the olympics, and so many other sport events which receive so much public acclaim. More recent it was the worldcup, football. (Not a big fan, shush) but well I was about to go do some organic chemistry, and guess what major sporting event came to mind. The Geeklympics! Haven’t you heard, it’s all the rage, everyone who’s anyone knows about it. ( if you disagree, just keep your thoughts to yourself first, and run with me for a wee longer) So yes as I was saying the Geeklympics, it requires the most intense dedication and the highest level of hardword amongst its athletes. The athletes all sporting the latest most modern equipment of titanium-magnesium alloyed framed glasses with anti-scratch-anti-glare-anti-every-damn-thing, pocket protectors sponsored by big brands such as Geekbok, NiGeek, etc. The event is just gargantuan in propotion in all aspects.

Posted by azngeek at July 3rd, 2006

Masterpiece

White lights flicker on a black canvas,
Blue strokes glide across it,
Glossy green dabs and brown lines
of different shades articulate,
give definition to the piece.
Abraded across the surface
a rainbow infinitely stretched,
with care and precision,
every detail in place.

The senses tingle as hands
run across carressing
with reckless abandonment
and passion.The night
God’s art
so much thought He had put in, maybe;
that’s why lovers embrace the night with giggles and sighs.

Posted by azngeek at July 2nd, 2006

This Stone
The blue vapour infinitely high,
stretched across without boundaries,
friend of the luminous flames,
lend your warmth to this stone.
The pitch black blanket the substitute,
ally of the sphere of pure white,
bring the dark and cold to this stone.
This stone shall face it with courage.

To this stone,
The wall of waves come crashing,
force of countless armies,
shatter this stone,
the shower of rain,
the howling of wind,
bring your battle song,
wage war on this stone.
This stone shall face it with courage.

To this stone,
it shall endeavour
each encounter.

To this stone,
Mould this stone,
to a uniqueness of one,
refine this stone,
to an experience of none.

To this stone,
Let this stone,
age to dust.
For this stone,
let its memory,
scatter in the sands.

Posted by azngeek at July 2nd, 2006

Yea, my server isn’t an amd xp 2500, because it wasn’t brought here SO I ended up purchasing another. The specs:
AMD XP 64 3200+ S939
512 MB DDR RAM
X300 Radeon 128 MB
Asus …. can’t remeber the motherboard model, it’s an nforce 4 one….
80 GB 7200rpm seagate sata primary
2X 120 GB 7200rpm WD
1X 200 GB 7200rpm Maxtor
and a 300 GB seagate will join the family soon
Thermaltake Case

and yea, I changed my router to a dynalink urm something or rather a month ago.

Posted by azngeek at July 2nd, 2006