Posted by azngeek at July 21st, 2006

Seriously non-existent readers. What is the world coming to. I went for a run, which has become a daily habbit fir a while now. So yes. What is the worst that can happen to an Asian going for a run in a country where the majority is the white man? Racist comments? “FUCK OFF FROM OUR COUNTRY YOU DAMN ASIANS!” That kinda thing? Bastards beeping their disgusting horns to try to get you to feel all jumpy? Oh. I’ve experienced something far worse, but at the same time it captivated me. It was somehow, enthralling in its divinely beautiful horror. At the last kilometre of my run, the floor suddenly began to vibrate under my feet with the immense power of … SUB WOOFERS. WHAT THE FUCK!? Yes. Sub woofers. So what you may ask? Mmm my reply is shut the hell up, and listen non-existential readers. Gahhh you interrupted my flow… hmm so where was I?… Ah yes the sub woofers. I turned my head slowly to make sure the beast was not suspicious of anyone watching and what I was to see, was dastardly evil, disturbingly shocking, disgustingly gruesome. I’m not talking about those riced up cars that us Asians currently have a high affinity for, with BMW stickers on stupid cheapo Jap cars, furry fuzzy fucked up toys sticking out from every corner of the car, and a dumb ass driver who speaks too loud over the phone and can’t drive to save their own life. This was worse. It was a black family sedan which was covered in a blanket of dust and had rust creeping up from the sides eating away at the body of what looked like a 1000 year old car. I believe it was a Holden. But that wasn’t what was shocking. The music that was being played? Not high pitched non sensical screechy asian music, but Queens - Another One Bites the Dust, and in the black sedan sat a man who must have been his mid fucking fourties. FUCK. SUPER MID LIFE CRISIS!!!!1111oneoneoneeleven He had a receding hair line, and all the classic signs of ageing were potrayed by the delectable specimen of mid-aged-loser-white-thrash-male. Now, I’ve seen too much in this lifetime. Goodbye cruel world! (Got you worried their didn’t I… sigh… gullibility among non-existential readers… mmmm shocking in its own right)

No, but out of all seriousness as is I already find it impossibly hard enough to understand why young mother fuckers rice up their cars and make it all fucking impractical with dumb ass useless subwoofer systems in their cheap shit cars, with body kit mods for spoilers that thingy at the bottom, whatever you call it,… mmmm the FUCK I know this word…. Brain-not-functioning. I know it ain’t a bumper kit… Mmmmm … you know those thingies you shove like around the bumper and all around your car, the lower area… I know lots of dumb asses doing it with their jap cars. Even fucking huge armies of them do it in Malaysia. Meh. The foolishness of youth. Actually the stupidity of the majority of the fucking youth! Mmmm… yea, so I definitely can’t understand why an elderly man would allow himself to commit an act of absolute self degrading. I don’t get it. Truly. Could it be he wants to be accepted by the younger community as being just as idiotically stupid? At least I can laugh at those self proclaimed gangster people who still stay with their parents and have absolutely zero intelligence whatsoever. But this? He didn’t look gangster in terms of clothing, no bling and shit, but his car, and attitude looked riced up enough to pass him off as one. Shit he was grabbing the wheel with one had, bobbing his head to the beat with his lips curled in a defiant-gangsterish way.But come to think of it, he probably still does stay with his parents, unless they are dead or something, and probably does have zero intellgence… but the receeding hairline… and shit definitely took out the humor from that fucker… damn… I guess I should end my rant here. Azngeek