Posted by azngeek at July 10th, 2006

Move over Stacey, bring on the Azn Moms, they’ve got it going on they are all I want, I’ve– urm… I urm… mmm yea. Right. ANYWAYS, Azn moms, a tribute to them in this very post. Azn moms. Has a nice ring to it doesn’t it? So yes, a tribute to Azn moms out there, because mom is Azn morons! So what about asian moms huh? They are alwayyyyys there for us in their veryyyyyy vewyyyy velllyyyyy azn ways. Here’s a list why we Azns love our Azn moms WARNING STEREOTYPING TO THE EXTREME!!!111oneoneoneeleven Most scenarios wouldn’t even be true in most azn households, it might just be a very toned down version of course They think of the most ruthless punishments. None of the white people pussy shit, like time outs and going to your room. They take out the cane baby, ooo yea, time out my ass. More like knock out. “No daddy, not the belt Noooooooo….” Another way they like leading to punishments is by asking “How do you want me to punish you? What do you think you deserve?” And when you tell them they pretty much just shut you down with “Stop being such a pussy” or something along those lines, with the same meaning, they play with your heads. They push us to be our best, sometimes going overboard but their intentions, are noble (debatable at times but run with me people) It’s like when an Asian gets a B on a standardized test.. (more on asians and standardized tests in the future) they use guilt tactics to ensure they max the asian kid out. “I sacrificed so much for you ungreatful SOB and all you give me is 100%? GIVE ME FUCKING 1100000% bitch or face the consequences!” ” We come to this foreign land, and the best you can give me is an A? I want an A+ fucker!” Guilt tactics and fear tactics. Well ahha it’s how most Azn mothers say TREEEEE!!! HAHHAHAHAHHAHHA TH-REE = TREE… holy cow… ahahhahaha priceless… and all the other azn antics like being overly loud…… damn NOTE : this was all for good fun ;) ahha sorry if it offended any of you non-existent readers, but if it did, shut up pansie, go cry yourself to sleep now. The Azngeek. A side note, this really is a tribute to Azn mothers, and non Azn mothers even for just being, well mothers *awwwwwww love me people*